Trump Acquitted in Impeachment Trial & SOTU Fallout | The Daily Show

Trump Acquitted in Impeachment Trial & SOTU Fallout | The Daily Show


Today was the final day
in the impeachment trial of Donald Jambalaya Trump. And no big surprise– he was acquitted
by the Republican-run Senate, -which was never in doubt.
-(booing) Yeah, yeah. (a la Obama):
Don’t boo. Vote. -(cheering)
-See, impeachment… (cheering and applause) …was… Was– No. Like, everyone knew
where this was going. This-this was like a movie
where you can guess what was gonna happen without
even watching it, you know? Like Titanic. Okay, it’s a ship
that’s gonna sink. Or Sophie’s Choice.
Some lady has to decide which dude she’s gonna bone. I get it. I get it. So, with the outcome
never in doubt, the only really drama today
was whether any Republicans would dare vote
against Donald Trump. And it turns out
there was one man with binders full of courage. Republican Senator Mitt Romney
emotionally announced on the Senate floor
that he will break ranks and vote to convict
and remove President Trump. The president asked
a foreign government to investigate
his political rival. The president’s purpose
was personal and political. Accordingly,
the president is guilty of an appalling abuse
of public trust. With my vote, I will tell
my children and their children that I did my duty
to the best of my ability, believing that my country
expected it of me. That is shocking. (applause) That… is… shocking. Who would have thought that the most badass Republican
in the Senate would end up being
a Mormon dude named Mitt? And I got to say, Mitt, you proved everyone wrong. The haters said you were as
radical as a glass of skim milk, but they were wrong, Mitt. You’re whole milk, my man. That’s right. Whole milk, fam. (cheering and applause) And, by the way,
I like how Mitt said that he voted this way so
that he could tell his children he did the right thing. ‘Cause that’s such a white
people thing to say, right? No, white people love explaining
themselves to their children. “I couldn’t look my son
in the eye if I didn’t do the right thing.” Black parents don’t give a shit. Like, black parents
are just like, “Boy, you better not look me
in the eye. I made you.
I’m-a do whatever I’m-a do.” Now, other than Romney,
another Republican senator who was considered on the fence
was also– uh, about Trump
was Susan Collins of Maine. All right? But she decided that
we don’t need to throw Trump out because she thinks he’s
already been scared straight. REPORTER:
There are some senators who could have crossed
party lines. Senator Susan Collins
will not be one of them. I’m voting to acquit. I believe that the president
has learned from this case. What do you believe
the president has learned? The president
has been impeached. That’s a pretty big lesson. However,
during a TV anchors lunch at the White House yesterday, Trump responded to questions
about Collins’ comments, saying he had done nothing wrong and that his conversation
with Ukraine’s president “was a perfect call.” Man, Donald Trump
would be the hardest person to defend in court. He’d be like, “Your Honor, my client
has learned his lesson.” “No, I haven’t!” “His days of selling drugs
are over.” “Who wants cocaine?!” Because clearly,
Trump hasn’t learned a lesson. If anything, he’s learned that
he can do whatever he wants, and Republicans will let him
get away with it. But first, they’re gonna
shake their heads. “Mm!” So basically, thanks to Senate
Republicans, Trump is now free. He can just run through laws like he’s got that
Super Mario invisibility star. That’s what he can do.
Yeah, he’s invincible. Except Trump
is more powerful than Mario, ’cause in this case,
the turtles are on his side. -(laughter)
-Basically… basically, -President Trump…
-(cheers and applause) …is off the hook. He’s completely off the hook,
and you know what that means. He’s gonna let loose tonight,
man. He’s gonna eat 50 burgers,
bang a porn star, and then he’s gonna do
something crazy. And while Trump… and while
Trump is doing that Joker dance down the courthouse steps, the rest of the country is still
focused on the fallout from Trump’s State of the Union
speech last night. And-and-and it’s not so much
what was in his speech, but the fallout has been about what speaker Nancy Pelosi
did to the speech, and Republicans aren’t happy. A bitter, bitter Nancy Pelosi
ripping up the president’s State of the Union speech. One of the most classless things
ever done in the history
of the State of the Union. I have never seen anybody act
so childish in my life. WOMAN:
A spoiled, petulant child essentially picking her nose in
front of the American people. It’s not just the numbers
you’re ripping up. Those are people. Nancy Pelosi shredding
the memory of Kayla Mueller, shredding Tuske…
100-year-old Tuskegee Airman, shredding a little two-year-old. That’s Pelosi ripping up
the stories of these Americans. Yeah. That is so true, my friends. When Nancy Pelosi tore up a copy
of Trump’s speech, she wasn’t just ripping up
a speech. She was ripping up the memory
of the people in that speech. Those people are gone now. (laughter) That’s how paper works. (laughter) Like, one time at dinner,
the waiter ripped up my receipt, and then I was hungry again. (laughter) (applause and cheering) Now, look, man, you can argue that Nancy was right or wrong
to tear up Trump’s speech, but… but I’m sorry, guys. These people, these people,
the people that support Trump have no business complaining about breaches of decorum,
all right? Their dude is literally
the king of that shit. He puts the “dick” in decorum. Don’t come in acting like
you’re all, “I can’t believe he did this.” ‘Cause it’s kind of funny,
it’s kind of funny, though, that Republicans were so upset
with Nancy’s lack of decorum, especially because
Trump used the very same speech to bestow America’s
highest civilian honor, the Presidential
Medal of Freedom, on conservative commentator
Rush Limbaugh, right? A man, who, to put it mildly, is not known for being best. What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? I-I love the women’s movement, -especially when walking
behind it. -(audience groaning) So “nigga” with an “a” on the end– why, I think I can now. (speaking gibberish, mocking) He is moving all around
and shaking, and it’s purely an act. If any race of people should not have guilt about
slavery, it’s Caucasians. -(audience clamoring, groaning)
-Yeah. Yeah, Rush…
Rush Limbaugh might be racist, sexist, homophobic, and mock
people with disabilities, but at least
he treats paper with respect. (laughter) So maybe that was
Nancy Pelosi’s real mistake. It’s not
that she was disrespectful. It’s that
she wasn’t disrespectful enough. See, maybe if Nancy interrupted
Trump’s speech with a racist Asian accent and
a couple of casual “N” words, instead of earning
everyone’s anger, she would have earned
her own Medal of Freedom.

100 Replies to “Trump Acquitted in Impeachment Trial & SOTU Fallout | The Daily Show

  1. There was a reason, A REASON! women never had the vote – look how mad they are? Are your sons going to fight for their madness and unjust wars?

  2. Was there really a trial? It's more an inquest rather than a trial. A trial you need witnesses & evidences. Trump a show-off clown! Kih³ 🤣

  3. I always wonder if the public have light signals for "boo" "clap" and "cheer" or if they react to certain key words
    Trump: boo
    Democrats: cheer and clap
    Republicans: boo
    Republican criticizing trump: cheer
    Democrats joining republicans: boo

  4. The founding fathers never dreamed when they wrote the rules of impeachment that two thirds of our governing body would end up being totally corrupt. It's time to rewrite them so that impeachment is run as a legal trial except using Supreme Court judges. They are the only ones left who (mostly) uphold the Constitution. And as with any other trial – you would not get to say, "Sorry we won't allow witnesses. Or evidence. " Only problem is, who is going to change the laws when the inmates are running the asylum?

  5. Not one person on fox mentioned the fact that trump ignored Pelosi's handshake!!! That was childish, rude, unprofessional, and conduct unbecoming to a president! Not one word about trumps behaviour,,.

  6. Nancy Pelosi cares more about those people that Trump parades in his reality show SOTU than he ever could. He has only ever been and will only ever be about HIMSELF

  7. I love it!The way Trevor highlights the hypocrisy of the Fox news people calling out Nancy Pelosi for "lack of decorum" while honoring Rush Limbaugh who mocks disabled people and is homophobic, racist and sexist.I think the way Trevor Noah keeps exposing Fox news is " perfect."

  8. I ges ther afraid 2 pick on Pelosi because it mite push her over the edge, not like she hasn't been ther since TRUMP been elected 👍👍

  9. Trevor you said That you know where this was going. That Trump will be acquitted. But if we all know where this was going, how come the Democrats were celebrating a few weeks ago? For the impeachment

  10. I am curious if Hunter or Joe Biden threatened to drop dirt about Romney's son, who also "worked" for Burisma. I wonder if it had fallen to Mitt to cast the deciding vote would he have voted differently?

  11. Yeah so saying stuff like , “That’s such a white person thing to say” isn’t racist right?😂😂😂, what a hack. The hypocrisy of your show is out of this world

  12. Good job Nancy Pelosi stand your ground don't like trump walk over you u know he afraid of you anyway u go girl hang i there Democrats got your back.

  13. Trump now will have his day, " ITS MY TURN" . I recommend politicians of the Democrats and Romney, run because the ground under you is gonna trendble. Trump is gonna kick all the politicians in their rears

  14. Corrupt as fuck . I knew nothing would come of the impeachment. The rich an powerful don't go to jail . They get promoted for there crimes

  15. I remember when I was in high school and we used to go to basketball games and on the sidelines we Would say, Sway to the left sway to the right stand up sit down and fight fight fight and this is what we need to do we the people

  16. black noodles you fool junkie idiot~ you are SO TWISTED WRONG!!!! MAYBE NANCY WILL PRAY FOR YOU FROM HELL !!!! JACKAL

  17. Trumps acquittal is not just republicans spinelessness, its been brought about by the lying cheating playground-insult throwing democrats, who will do anything at this point to put their favourite billionaire candidate as nominee.
    #bernieisyourhope

  18. Trump may be a reprehensible human being, but the Democrats look like complete and total fools, once again. Give it up, Noah, you are beginning to look delusional.

  19. It’s funny he says no surprise in the senate that they acquitted trump because they are all republicans but yet the house who are all democrats voted to impeach him that’s also a no brainer 😂💀 bruh shut your ass up in the end trump will win again because of looney fucks like you

  20. Never seen something so childish… being rude by removing the evidence of the presidents words as best she can when they constantly come back to bite him… hours later. After he a bit later was rude to her face on camera by basically treating her like his wife treats him when she goes to shake his hand.

  21. we vote in a system that ignores the most populous places and bestows 3x votes to the ignorant arrogant 'conserve the olden days' states (that jail rape-victims and give rapists custody of that offspring) Deny service to conservatives: reject them; embargo their patronage.

  22. Trevor Noah seems like he was beaten by the unfunny stick. Democrats need to work with republicans more to grow even higher as a country, but are more concerned with slandering Trumps success or mocking him on shitty liberal tv shows

  23. American politics have truly turned into a circus.
    This Administration has surely shown the world why some people hate politics?

  24. Hold on…. Are democrats agreeing with Pelosi's actions? I mean does anyone find it disrespectful to the office of the president? I mean fuck Trump but damn atleast wait until the man has left the room and the cameras are off

  25. Liberals are truly demonic. Rush is diagnosed with cancer an his character is attacked by using short sound bites out of context to discredit him. some of those clips seem super old. I am not even American. The whole world is laughing at the democrats.

  26. Witch Hunt. Sure let comedians tell you what to think. How about doing some of your own research? There was nothing. Nothing. to impeach the president for and the DNC knew it. But the false accusations spread through the media like wildfire, and lazy people will believe anything to keep them from actually looking things up and getting out of their echochamber. They're trying to do the same with Bernie. All the special interests would still rather have Trump than Bernie. Trevor Noah… what a muppet.

  27. The only reason Romney voted convict was to make history. He knew very well they had enough votes without him anyway. It's all theatre.

  28. Trump 2020!! You know your successful when even comedians turn political against you and resort to slander slander slander and more slander.. your right trevor..Trump IS off the hook and thank GOD for that. Btw..its ironic that you want all of america to get woke af.. guess only if conservatives do it its ridiculous. Keep it up trevor..your only adding to his strength..and all of this comming from a "comedian" who cant help but steal other comedians materials. I know this has nothing to do with the point im trying to make but so is everything Democrats ever put out.. Trumping Trevor got Trumped!!!

  29. What Mitt did is what both sides need to do more often. But they won’t. They’ll never work together again. GG WP America.

  30. Trevor Noah say your writers to shut the f*ck up or PISS OFF , and ghostwrite something full brained..,, if this was so clear for your ghostwriters WHY THE HELL, they talking about that like 100 times… It just embarrasses you and every "Victims" of ghostwriters who force the. Like jimmy kimmel, and Others to speak that. BTW NICE Sidetrack for the aquited to mitt romney. Like the ghostwriters writtwn for you and every late shows etc whatevers. And CNN Corrupt news, and fox everyone knows it's "show wrestling " of news but now CNN LOST All credibility. … PISS OFF! CNN trevor you dont have to say everything what they want to tell …

  31. To be fair, her ripping up the speech has set a silly precedent. Don’t like the president? Boo boo imma rip these papers lmao. Normal every day to day people aren’t upset or enraged by it, they are using it to prove their point about the far left being cry babies when they don’t get their way.

  32. Also, Rush is an idiot. Very very few people like him lol. But he has a point, I’m a white dude and I have zero guilt over slavery. My ancestors didn’t own slaves, I don’t own slaves, so why should I want to be upset and give my hard earned money away to people who weren’t slaves themselves?? I’ll sympathize with people about it, but I’m not going to cry over it. Learn from the past and move forward.

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