Today’s Trump Twitter Gem: WITCH HUNT!

Today’s Trump Twitter Gem: WITCH HUNT!


THANKS FOR BEING HERE. WELCOME TO OUR SHOW. NOW, WHAT I’M ABOUT TO SAY MIGHT
SHOCK YOU. I AM NOT A PSYCHOLOGIST. OKAY? I KNOW. YOU THOUGHT I WAS. I’M NOT. BUT I THINK THIS WHOLE RUSSIA
INVESTIGATION MIGHT BE GETTING TO DONALD TRUMP, BECAUSE THIS
MORNING, HE POSTED A SERIES OF TWEETS PROCLAIMING HIS INNOCENCE
IN THE RUSSIA SCANDAL, AND FINISHED HIS RANT BY SIMPLY
TWEETING, “WHICH HUNT!” “WITCH HUNT!”
WELL, THAT SETTLES I’M NOT SO SURE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I’M WORRIED THE JURY LOOKS AT
THAT AND THINKS HE PULLED HER INTO IT, KEPT HER THERE FOR
HOURS. WHAT DOES IT PROVE?>>IT PROVES SHE’S NOT CRAZY. MAYBE. I’M NOT SURE IT’S ENOUGH.>>WHAT IS IT YOU WANT THAT YOU
DON’T HAVE?>>WHAT A GREAT
QUESTION.>>James: THE PRESIDENT’S
SON-IN-LAW JARED KUSHNER HAD HIS SECURITY CLEARANCE DOWNGRADED
TODAY — ( LAUGHTER )
— I KNOW YOU’RE PASSIONATE ABOUT THE DOWNGRADING. THAT MEANS HE WON’T HAVE ACCESS
TO TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS. SO I GUESS NOW TRUMP AND KUSHNER
WON’T BE READING THE DAILY INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING. HERE’S HOW FAR KUSHNER WAS
DOWNGRADED — HE’S NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO USE THE TRUMP FAMILY
HBO GO PASSWORD ANYMORE. HERE’S HOW OUT OF THE LOOP
KUSHNER IS: HE’S FINDING OUT ABOUT ALL OF THIS RIGHT NOW FROM
ME. MEANWHILE, THERE’S AN OPENING
FOR THE TOP POSITION OF THE FEDERAL AVIATION ADMINISTRATION
RIGHT NOW, A JOB THAT OVERSEES 47,000 EMPLOYEES AND EVERY
FLIGHT IN AMERICA. ACCORDING TO A REPORT, PRESIDENT
TRUMP IS CONSIDERING FILLING THE POSITION WITH THE PILOT WHO
FLIES HIS PRIVATE JET. TRUMP HAS TOLD PEOPLE, “HE’S A
SMART GUY AND KNOWS WHAT’S GOING ON.” TRUMP APPOINTS FEDERAL POSITIONS
THE WAY YOUR NEIGHBOR RECOMMENDS A PLUMBER. “I GOT A GUY. TRUST ME, THIS DUDE’S ON THE
LEVEL.” MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST BE PROUD OF
TRUMP FOR NOT NOMINATING ONE OF HIS KIDS. HE COULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, “OH,
YOU NEED SOMEONE TO OVERSEE THE FATE OF EVERYONE ON AN AIRPLANE? ERIC LOVES PLANES!”
( LAUGHTER ) AND WE HAD TO TELL YOU ABOUT
THIS — DURING A WHITE HOUSE MEETING ON THE TOPIC OF SCHOOL
SECURITY YESTERDAY, A PHOTOGRAPHER TOOK A PICTURE OF
TRUMP SENIOR ADVISOR STEPHEN MILLER, AND SOME PEOPLE SAY IT
SHOWS HIM TAKING A NAP. I’M NOT SURE IF HE IS. WHAT DO YOU THINK? TAKE A LOOK. I’M NOT SURE IT’S FAIR TO SAY
THAT HE’S SLEEPING. TO ME, IT LOOKS LIKE STEPHEN
MILLER JUST CAME TO THE AWFUL REALIZATION THAT HE’S STEPHEN
MILLER. ( LAUGHTER )
I’M THAT GUY?! ( APPLAUSE )
IS HE ASLEEP? CAN WE SEE ONE MORE PHOTO? NO, HE’S DEFINITELY ASLEEP. I’VE ALWAYS WONDERED HOW PEOPLE
IN THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION SLEEP AT NIGHT. AND NOW I HAVE MY ANSWER: THEY
DON’T! THEY SLEEP IN THE DAY. AND FINALLY, FORMER FIRST LADY
MICHELLE OBAMA HAS ANNOUNCED THAT HER MEMOIR, ENTITLED
“BECOMING,” WILL BE PUBLISHED IN NOVEMBER. THE BOOK WILL COVER SOME OF THE
MOST EXCITING TIMES IN MICHELLE OBAMA’S LIFE, LIKE THAT TIME SHE
GOT $65-MILLION TO WRITE A MEMOIR! HER UPCOMING MEMOIR IS ENTITLED
“BECOMING.” NOT TO BE OUTDONE, MELANIA TRUMP
IS GOING TO RELEASE HER OWN MEMOIR THIS SUMMER, AND IT HAS A
SIMILAR TITLE. IT’S CALLED, “BECOMING SINGLE.”

95 Replies to “Today’s Trump Twitter Gem: WITCH HUNT!

  1. I don't care if you like him or not he's our President. Making stupid jokes about him makes you look just as dumb, and every other country looks at us like a shit show. You don't have to support all his policies but making fun of his hair? Really? That's the kind of stuff we have to tell our kids not to do. You want people to take you seriously why dont you grow up first.

  2. ???what am i chop liver, my security clearance is outlandish (chief) gets no respect (you think England looking for cook/Gangster/Freedom fighter/feminist/manist and avid caffeine junkie.

  3. Which witch is witch? Don’t insult Trump be calling him a witch. True witches, by their own creed, are not allowed to harm others. If they do, one term for them is “Warlock” though it’s open for debate.

  4. I can't speak english but i want to learn. Can you teach me? Please contact to me from Whatsapp. Give me you number cell to call you if you can let me to learn a few.

  5. Trump is impressively stupid and impervious to new information. He has access to the best information in the world and he still gets his news from the only news channel that has been shown to be worse than watching no news at all.
    On another note, my channel does weekly news updates. Check it out

  6. I hate Trump but I hate Hitlary more 🙂 I wish the late night hosts could real that in a bit more and call out the Dems. Don't get me wrong because I want to vote Democrat but if they don't stop thinking about sex and Russia (last five or more years) then Trump will win again. Just read the latest DNC questionnaire, yep… sex and Russia as we could expect. I voted green but really don't want to vote ever again :)))

  7. "Trump really a witch? Like isn't he more like the other characters in The Wizard of Oz. Because he needs a heart a brain, courage." ~James Corden

    It's so real it's funny. lol

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  9. Sonte of you people – I emphasize SOME, of you people sound fairly intelligent, yet you follow an unhinged, lying, colluding fraud. That lowers the shit outta any smarts you may have. Duh!

  10. Why don't you go back to England if you hate our president so much. I love you and your carpool karaoke but you bashing Trump all the time is really old

  11. Hey Mate, I just love that English accent. If Stevie Wonder likes this Bloat, then he is ? ok in my book. God bless The ? Queen !!

  12. Hello Mr.James Corden?i love ur show?especially when u guess my idol harry styles?please can u guessing again Harry Styles in ur show,,pleaseee i miss a lot my idol harry styles

  13. Kushner's family is hugely invested in Illegal Settlements in Palestine … he is also a pro Zio-Nazi (Netanyahu) Informant, and a TRAITOR !!! … will likely flee to israel …

  14. Americans are getting stupider by the day. I used to love Americans but lately they allow a british bigmac corden telling you what you should do and bashing president trump, try this in england. Americans became queers where they use to have great men!

  15. @ 2:50 or so … seriously, seriously, it's not even funny anymore. It's going to take decades to undo the damage this traitor has caused, but we will survive!

  16. nominating his pilot, who ran the Trump campaign fleet, including appointing the pilot that kept landing the Pence plane so badly, including the crash at LaGuardia

  17. I've never laughed once w this guy. That's why he comes on when everyone goes to bed… haha. Colbert is the only late night master.

  18. The President in particular is very much a figurehead—he wields no real power whatsoever. […] His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it.
    – Hitchhikers' guide to the galaxy

  19. Ok this is getting old leve our president alone it not like every one in the world knows your name your pretty mutch using him to get atintion

  20. I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!! IM A WITCH..
    TRUMP IS A MONEY LAUNDERING LYING CROOK OF A SLIMEBALL SCUMBAG –TRUMP IS THE LOWEST FORM OF LIFE!!!

    SATAN IS BETTER THAN DONALD SPANKY TRUMP
    ????????
    ??????????????

    AMERICA WILL BE TOTALLY DEMOCRAT IN
    2020
    ?????????????

  21. It is a witch hunt!!!!! Hillary os a real Witch and soing cookings during election. That is witch talk. So lwts be real and ho est and truthful. Gods says woe to them who attacks Trump!!!!

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