The Porn Donald Trump Doesn’t Want You to See

The Porn Donald Trump Doesn’t Want You to See


HIS HOME PLACNET. BUT DON’T WORRY HE’S OKAY. MEANWHILE WE HAVE AN UPDATE OFTEN WALL STREET JOURNAL STORY THAT ADULT FILM STAR WAS PAID BY DONALD TRUMP $130,000 TO SHUT HER UP, IT WOULD BE AMAZING HE ACTUALLY PAID SOMEONE AS PROMISED. IN 2006 DONALD TRUMP WAS MARRIED TO MELANIA, SHE JUST HAD BARON AND HE KNEW STORMY, THEY WERE THERE IN LAKE TAHOE MAY KNOW HER FROM “GOOD WILL HUMPING” NOT A JOKE. SO ANYWAY IN 2011 SHE DID AN INTERVIEW WITH “IN TOUCH” MAGAZINE DETAILING THIS SUPPOSED SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WITH TRUMP AND OF COURSE EVERYONE’S DENYING ANYTHING HAPPENED. THERE WERE DETAILS THAT SAID THEY DID IT IN THE HOTEL ROOM AND GUY KEITH WATCHED OVER THEM AND FRIEND ANOTHER ADULT FILM ACTRESS MEGHAN EVAN WAS ON THE KELLY SHOW, AMONG OTHER THINGS HE SAID TRUMP SAID THIS. >>COME HANG OUT WITH US, COME HAVE FUN, LET’S PARTY. >>SEE WHY CAN’T HE REACH OUT TO THE DEMOCRATS LIKE THIS THAT WOULD BE — COME HANG OUT WITH US, COME HAVE FUN. THE LET’S PARTY PARTY IS THE PARTY WE NEED. ANYWAY TRUMP’S LAWYER TODAY ISSUED ANOTHER DENIAL BUT WHEN ASKED WOULDN’T SPECIFICALLY DENY THEY PAID HER THE MONEY. WE’VE BEEN CONDUCTING OUR OWN INVESTIGATION LOOKING AT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF EXPLICIT VIDEOS SINCE I TURNED 15 WE FOUND ONE THAT CONFIRMS UNE KWIFICILY NOT ONLY DID DONALD TRUMP HAVE A ENCOUNTER WITH STORMY DANIELS, THEY MADE A MOVIE TOGETHER TOO. ♪ >>HELLO. WHO IS THIS? DONALD, DONALD TRUMP? YOU WANT TO DO WHAT? HA, HA. OH, HANG ON, SOUNDS LIKES THERE’S A TINY HAND KNOCKING AT MY DOOR. I WONDER WHO THIS IS.>>GUESS WHO. HEY STORMY.>>OH, DONALD. SO FAST.>>I’M PROBABLY THE FASTEST YOU’VE EVER HAD IN YOUR LIFE. LET’S GO. COMING IN HOT.>>WHO IS THIS?>>ERIC. THIS IS MY STUPID SON, ERIC. ERIC WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT NOT BEING AROUND DURING DADDY’S DID DIRTY TIME. >>I’M DADDY’S CADDY. >>NOW, GET IN THE CLOSET.>>YAY!>>NOW, WHERE WERE WE? OH, YEAH. OH.>>DADDY, CAN I HAVE SOME PEANUT M & Ms. >>SHUT THE HELL UP, ERIC, IDIOT. >>LET’S TAKE IT TO THE BED. OH, YEAH. OH. YEAH. OH, YEAH. TREMENDOUS. TREMENDOUS. OH, IT’S GONNA BE SO GOOD. HERE WE GO. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT. SO GREAT. I’M SO CLASSY, SO CLASSY. STORMY. OH.>>THAT’S NOT MOMMY. >>OH, THAT’S SO EROTIC.>>THAT’S NOT OTHER MOMMY EITHER.>>NOW I’M GONNA DO SEX TO YOU OKAY. >>OKAY. >>AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A DONE. WOW. THAT WAS FAR AND AWAY THE GREATEST SEX YOU’VE EVER HAD. THAT I CAN TELL YOU. CHEESE BURGER?>>WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?>>DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT. >>CAN I GO HOME NOW. >>SHUT UP, ERIC!>>OH, SO GOOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>WOW. DON’T KNOW

100 Replies to “The Porn Donald Trump Doesn’t Want You to See

  1. They don't want US TO SEE?! The LAST thing I EVER want to see is the Donald in a porn film! It would ruin sex forever! Yuck!

  2. Oh Honey, Donald Trump in a porn flick is most definitely a joke! Because he's the ultimate joke! And bleh, that's the last thing I'd EVER want to see! It would RUIN SEX FOREVER!

  3. How much did Trump have to pay Melania:- http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/donald-trump-melania-trump-knauss-first-lady-erections

  4. who cares about that stuff? that's between him and his wife but as far as being president he's doing a great job and he WILL get my vote again in 2020 thank u Mr President for caring about our troops and nation, stay strong and make America great again Mr President Trump sir

  5. What happened? 😢 You use to be soo funny. Politics aren't a subject to base an entire network arround. If your trying to be funny? Ditch the Politics. Get back to the funny. Not a Trumpie.

  6. No crime! There’s no there there. Trump paid a whore to do him and then paid a whore thru his attorney to shut her mouth. No crime lol

  7. Is jimmy goner cry on tv again about using some millions to pay for his daughter from his mega millions. Wait, he had insurance so 5$ co pay and he cries

  8. TRUMP is TRIGGERED! LOL! Hilarious! Trump Supporters: Trump wants to grab your daughters by the pussy, if you will contribute to his TRUMP/PUTIN 2020 campaign. But don't do it!

  9. HaHa Stormy has told every one your the worst lay she ever had and your dink was a tiny little worm and Now you have made yourself the laughing stock of the heads of state from 100 plus countries because you stand in front of these people and BRAGG about yourself and they all know everything you state is a LIE, because that is what you do. You are a Pathalogical Liar Trump. You can not go down soon enough. The USA needs decency and someone intelligent None of which applies to you.

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  10. Donald Trump is blessing to America but you will not know now. Hillary Clinton will have lead America to unreasonable war by now.

  11. What's the difference between Kimmel, Fallon and all those late night tabloids and an a cheap SNL skit. Pay them no never mind! Advertisement campaign is extremely out of control for buying into perverted mock material such as this, 7.5m viewed garbage! That hooker has long laughed her way all the way to the bank. I wouldn't throw her out of bed though. lol

  12. HA! Brilliant. Not related but true: type "pee" into Netflix search and Trump gets returned on just that one word. (I was looking up "Pee Wee Herman" movies and needed only the first word to get all Reubens awesome movies PLUS Art of the Deal…).

  13. Trumps still president and kicking ass while democrats are crying like babies meanwhile demorats are sending fake bombs to themselves

  14. Everybody that tries to put our president Donald Trump down, you guys are so stupid, I’m sorry, but that’s true! One day, you’ll understand how Donald Trump was one of the best president in history, and you’ll miss that time but it would be in past! God bless you all!

  15. Retards that’s not even Trump and Stormy Daniels. They are completely different! Those are people trying to make him look bad.

  16. Jimmy Kimmel is not funny.
    And by the way look who's laughing now haha that used hole Stormy going to pay Donald Trump lol Trump is so savage.

  17. Any Real Man would do Stormy Daniels
    GO TRUMP GO!!!!!
    USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸
    ❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙

  18. HEY JIMMY KIMMEL…HOWS YOUR CHUCKY kid THESE DAYS STILL MAKING YOU LAUGH?? Makes Me Laugh !! Or have you Done the Right Thing You fuk HAMMER tIME jIMMY kIMMEL

  19. This is probably better than reality! The question is what will Melania do when her turd of a husband is dressed in an orange jumpsuit…. I think she already has a plan with the young and handsome Mexican pool boy! Just my interpretation of the circumstances. She might have 2 or 3 pool boys? What do I know? But had I been in her glamorous clothes, with a cheating a-hole of a husband. I would punish him hard. As in a foursome with very generously endowed fine African American handsome young men. And I would tape it to show my divorced husband how it should be done! So he knows what to do to his 4Th wife after being let out of prison (in his 80-ties or later)…

  20. This is not even close to being funny. Kimmel, you are a fool and an idiot. You went so far below the bar, bill clinton looks like a saint. Instead of doing a show like Johnny Carson , mike Douglas or the classy Merv Griffon, you chose the canyon route. At one time I thought you were a Johnny Carson clone. Today calling you a comedian, is like calling a turd a tootsie roll.

  21. Hi jimmy kammil….why you make a fun of your great president…he his one of the most powerful person of the world so you need to give respect to him….!

  22. I can’t understand why the monologues and acting has closed captioning half up the screen. I checked settings. It ain’t my request

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