Latest News – Wakanda Forever Vs Impeached Screech

[inaudible] is the date that Nike started sucking his *EXPLICIT* All right, here we are. Christmas is upon us, which means nothing is happening in politics right now cause they all need a lengthy break. But we impeached the president. We’re not sending stuff over …

Latest News – Popeye’s, Sonic, Knife Fights and Panda Chow Mein

Latest News – Popeye’s, Sonic, Knife Fights and Panda Chow Mein

[inaudible] this week in the news, everybody is still talking about the impeachment proceedings. This time they’re going public. We really don’t care. So back to the real news. This week, a tragedy struck outside of a Popeye’s when a man was stabbed to death …

Latest News – CyberTrucks and Inflated Nuts causing outrage + more

Latest News – CyberTrucks and Inflated Nuts causing outrage + more

[inaudible]. All right. Welcome back from the long Thanksgiving weekend. I hope everybody had a fantastic holiday over the weekend. President Trump trolled the media by saying he was going golfing, but instead hopped on a plane and traveled over Afghanistan to feed Thanksgiving dinner …

Latest News – Area 51 festival & other Insignificant news according to Fred

Latest News –  Area 51 festival & other Insignificant news according to Fred

Hi guys. I’m Zac S calf. I got sick over the weekend and this is what’s left. the area 51 festival wraps up in Nevada earthlings. Head home about time that we have the largest congregation of the most, some of the most eccentric people …

Latest News – McDonalds, Syria and Eating Bear Genitals

Latest News – McDonalds, Syria and Eating Bear Genitals

[inaudible]. All right. Still on the news we have the three ring circus that is impeachment proceedings. Ehhh, we’re not even going to talk about that today. Your headlines for the week we begin with an Indian man was arrested for eating the genitals of …

Latest News – White Claw Shortage and leprechauns

All right. The U S survived hurricane Dorian. Donald Trump’s still hurting feelings, blah, blah, blah. Who cares? Let’s get to some real headlines. All right. NFL season officially kicked off this past week. Oh, this week, whatever. Odell Beckham jr decided to take the …

Latest News – beto o’rourke and other Insignificant news

[inaudible] one quote from the debate definitely stood up more than others and that will be old Robert Francis O’Rourke giving us this little gem right here. Hell yes. We’re going to take your AR 15 or AK 47 hell, who wants to talk about …