BREAKING NEWS: THE EARTH IS FLAT | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #1

When’s he gonna do it? IS he gonna do it? HOW’S he gonna do it? Is he going–? *WAPSH* TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE! Ah, see? I got you, caught you off-guard. You don’t know when my intro’s coming! …