Guessing Ridiculous News Headlines: Bridesmaid Spies, Tiny Pigeon Hats

Guessing Ridiculous News Headlines: Bridesmaid Spies, Tiny Pigeon Hats

-Now, normally I like to start the show with a monologue about something super important to my life, like bobby pins or burritos. But I’ve been so busy lately, I’d rather use this time to catch up on current events. But to make it more …

Trump’s Legal Team Insists That “Abuse Of Power” Is Not Impeachable

Trump’s Legal Team Insists That “Abuse Of Power” Is Not Impeachable

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) LET’S START OFF THE EVENING ON A POSITIVE NOTE, JOHN. HAPPY MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. DAY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE TO REMEMBER. BOTH …

News Smash: Impeachment Progress, Red Sox Scandal, Ken Jennings Jeopardy GOAT, Weed Town

News Smash: Impeachment Progress, Red Sox Scandal, Ken Jennings Jeopardy GOAT, Weed Town

-It seems like there’s so much going on right now. Today the House sent the impeachment articles to the Senate. A cheating scandal in Major League Baseball cost the Boston Red Sox manager his job. [ Cheering and applause ] Ken Jennings — Ken Jennings …

Donald Trump, Master Of Naming Things, Pitches “NATOME” At Presser

Donald Trump, Master Of Naming Things, Pitches “NATOME” At Presser

TODAY, TRUMP WAS ASKED ABOUT SENATOR LEE TRASHING HIS INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING, AND HE HAD THIS TO LIE –>>I HAD CALLS FROM NUMEROUS SENATORS AND NUMEROUS CONGRESSMEN AND WOMEN SAYING IT WAS THE GREATEST PRESENTATION THEY’VE EVER HAD! PEOPLE HAVE CALLED AND THEY SAID IT WAS …

Spill Your Guts: Harry Styles & Kendall Jenner

Spill Your Guts: Harry Styles & Kendall Jenner

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT THIS?>>I DON’T KNOW. I CAN’T BELIEVE I AGREED TO THIS A SECONDIME.>>Harry: YOU’VE PLAYED THIS BEFORE.>>I HAVE, BUT YOU HAVEN’T.>>Harry: THIS IS MY FIRST TIME. AND THE LAST TIME I WILL DO IT, ALSO. LET’S …

President Obama’s Anger Translator at White House Correspondent’s Dinner

President Obama’s Anger Translator at White House Correspondent’s Dinner

I often joke about tensions between me and the press, but honestly, what they say doesn’t bother me. I understand we’ve got an adversarial system. I’m a mellow sort of guy. And that’s why I invited Luther, my anger translator, to join me here tonight. …

Weekend Update on Fake News Sites – SNL

Weekend Update on Fake News Sites – SNL

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AMERICANS ARE STILL PROTESTING DONALD TRUMP’S PRESIDENCY. WITH MORE ON THIS, HERE’S PETE DAVIDSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>PETE, YOU HAVE SOME FANS. HOW ARE YOU DOING, PETE?>>PRETTY BAD, COLIN, DOING PRETTY BAD.>>REALLY? >>YEAH.>>OH, WELL I KNOW A LOT OF …

The President Is Facing 17 Investigations

The President Is Facing 17 Investigations

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE’RE LEARNING MORE ABOUT THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION. THE WALLS ARE CLEARLY CLOSING IN ON TRUMP. AND AFTER ALL THOSE CHEESEBURGERS, THE WALLS DON’T HAVE VERY FAR TO …

Headline News | Barbie

Headline News | Barbie

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A Saudi, an Indian and an Iranian walk into a Qatari bar … | Maz Jobrani

A Saudi, an Indian and an Iranian walk into a Qatari bar … | Maz Jobrani

Translator: Joseph Geni Reviewer: Morton Bast Hello, Doha. Hello! Salaam alaikum. I love coming to Doha. It’s such an international place. It feels like the United Nations here. You land at the airport, and you’re welcomed by an Indian lady who takes you to Al …