Donald Trump Terrified of Getting Coronavirus

Donald Trump Terrified of Getting Coronavirus

PLEASE RELAX. HAPPY DAY AFTER DAYLIGHT SAVING DAY. HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP FOR THAT? EVERYONE ALL RIGHT? YESTERDAY MORNING WAS OUR ANNUAL REMINDER THAT WE AREN’T AS SMART AS OUR MICROWAVE OVENS. [ LAUGHTER ] GUILLERMO HAD A BIG WEEK. AND CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU, …

Happy 175th Anniversary Florida!

Happy 175th Anniversary Florida!

FLORIDA IS A KEY STATE AND FLORIDA HAD A BIG MILESTONE, THE 175th ANNIVERSARY OF FLORIDA BECOMING A STATE. FLORIDA IS 175 YEARS OLD, WHICH IS WHY IT MOVED TO FLORIDA IN THE FIRST PLACE. FLORIDA IS A STRANGE, EVEN THEIR STATE FLAG LOOKS LIKE …

Elisabeth Moss on Bill Murray, Jennifer Aniston & The Invisible Man

Elisabeth Moss on Bill Murray, Jennifer Aniston & The Invisible Man

>>Jimmy: HOW’S IT GOIN’?>>GOING REALLY WELL.>>Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU, BY THE WAY, I SAW YOU, BECAUSE I LOVE WES ANDERSON’S MOVIE. WHEN THE TRAILER CAME OUT, IT’S A BIG DEAL, RIGHT? AND THERE YOU ARE IN IT. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?>>IT’S A DREAM COME …

Luke Bryan & Lionel Richie Are NOT Invited to Katy Perry’s Wedding

Luke Bryan & Lionel Richie Are NOT Invited to Katy Perry’s Wedding

>>Jimmy: MAY I ASK, DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS SIT IN LIKE THESE POSITIONS YOU HAVE NOW SET — >>WE DO WHAT WE’RE TOLD SO WE CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK!>>THIS IS IT. THIS IS HOW WE DO IT.>>SENIORITY, BEAUTY, BRAINS.>>I HAD STARED INTO KATIE’S LEFT EAR.>>VERY …

Harrison Ford on the Oscars, Han Solo Dying and Being Fired from Crate & Barrel

Harrison Ford on the Oscars, Han Solo Dying and Being Fired from Crate & Barrel

HOW ARE YOU? VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. DID YOU WATCH THE OSCARS LAST NIGHT?>>THEY WERE LAST NIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MAN.>>Jimmy: YOU MISSED IT AGAIN. YOU DIDN’T EVEN GO WHEN YOU WERE NOMINATED FOR BEST ACTOR, RIGHT?>>WHAT?>>Jimmy: YEAH. YOU WERE NOMINATED FOR “WITNESS.” …

Amazing Experiments with Science Bob Pflugfelder & Harrison Ford!

Amazing Experiments with Science Bob Pflugfelder & Harrison Ford!

>>Jimmy: HI THERE. WE’RE BACK. HARRISON FORD IS HERE. THIS GUY MAY NOT BE CAPTAIN OF THE MILLENNIUM FALCON BUT OUR NEXT GUEST COULD BUILD A LIGHTSABER WITH HIS EYES CLOSED. HE’S AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER FROM BOSTON AND HE’S HERE TO DELIGHT US ONCE …

Guessing Ridiculous News Headlines

Guessing Ridiculous News Headlines

-Now, usually when we start the show, I’ll come out here and I’ll discuss, you know, whatever’s on my mind. But tonight I’m gonna try something a little different. Yep. I’m gonna talk about what’s on the news. [ Cheers and applause ] But here’s …

Joe Biden’s Poor Performance In Iowa Signals Opportunity For Mike Bloomberg’s Campaign

Joe Biden’s Poor Performance In Iowa Signals Opportunity For Mike Bloomberg’s Campaign

WELCOME, WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OH, YEAH, YOU CAN TELL, MAN. IT IS FRIDAY.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT IS ABOUT DAMN TIME. AND IT’S BEEN A HELL OF A FEW DAYS. …

Jimmy Kimmel on Trump’s SOTU & Iowa Caucus

Jimmy Kimmel on Trump’s SOTU & Iowa Caucus

Madam Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members of the Congress, much to my surprise, here we are again for the third year in a row with this [BLEEP] guy. But hell, what do I know? I’m just a guy who yells thing. So without further ado, …

James Corden Comes Clean About Carpool Karaoke

James Corden Comes Clean About Carpool Karaoke

IT’S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪ ♪ THANKS FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT. NOW I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. I’M SURE MANY OF YOU HAVE HEARD, I RECENTLY HAVE BEEN THE VICTIM OF A SCANDAL IN THE MEDIA. AND THERE’S BEEN SOME VERY, …