News & Improved: Love Is Blind Contestant Can’t Believe How Hot His Future Wife Is

News & Improved: Love Is Blind Contestant Can’t Believe How Hot His Future Wife Is

-Let me show the first example. The original headline is “Pelosi Addresses the GOP.” Headline could definitely be improved. Because if you only look at the photo, the headline could have been “Woman in Bathroom Notices Coworker Only Wash Her Hands for One Happy Birthday.” …

News Smash: South Carolina Primary, Pence Manages Coronavirus, Lady Gaga’s “Stupid Love”

-It seems like there’s so much going on right now. Tomorrow is the Democratic primary in South Carolina. Vice President Mike Pence is leading the response to the coronavirus. Lady Gaga just released a video for her new song “Stupid Love.” [ Cheers and applause …

Guessing Ridiculous News Headlines

Guessing Ridiculous News Headlines

-Now, usually when we start the show, I’ll come out here and I’ll discuss, you know, whatever’s on my mind. But tonight I’m gonna try something a little different. Yep. I’m gonna talk about what’s on the news. [ Cheers and applause ] But here’s …

Joe Biden’s Poor Performance In Iowa Signals Opportunity For Mike Bloomberg’s Campaign

Joe Biden’s Poor Performance In Iowa Signals Opportunity For Mike Bloomberg’s Campaign

WELCOME, WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OH, YEAH, YOU CAN TELL, MAN. IT IS FRIDAY.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT IS ABOUT DAMN TIME. AND IT’S BEEN A HELL OF A FEW DAYS. …

Lego City Commercial But It’s Breaking News

Lego City Commercial But It’s Breaking News

(drama alert theme) A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY START THE NEW RESCUE HELICOPTER! H E Y BUILD THE HELICOPTER AND OFF TO THE RESCUE PREPARE THE LIFELINE LOWER THE STRETCHER AND MAKE THE RESCUE

James Corden Comes Clean About Carpool Karaoke

James Corden Comes Clean About Carpool Karaoke

IT’S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪ ♪ THANKS FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT. NOW I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. I’M SURE MANY OF YOU HAVE HEARD, I RECENTLY HAVE BEEN THE VICTIM OF A SCANDAL IN THE MEDIA. AND THERE’S BEEN SOME VERY, …

Guessing Ridiculous News Headlines: Bridesmaid Spies, Tiny Pigeon Hats

Guessing Ridiculous News Headlines: Bridesmaid Spies, Tiny Pigeon Hats

-Now, normally I like to start the show with a monologue about something super important to my life, like bobby pins or burritos. But I’ve been so busy lately, I’d rather use this time to catch up on current events. But to make it more …

Monkeys’ Sports News – The Funniest News EVER! ;) / part 2

Monkeys’ Sensational Sports News – 2 Hello Dear Friends, now we present the most sensational sports news from monkeys’ world Unbelievable win of Chfuri vs. Chlichko! It was very tough fight… …but Chfuri defeated Chlichko and collected all titles! Congratulations! Finally we’ve got Sports Dance …

Donald Trump Cold-Calls Michael Bloomberg

Donald Trump Cold-Calls Michael Bloomberg

-Well, my new poll numbers are in, and it’s not looking good. There’s only one thing left to do — make cold calls to normal, everyday Americans and try to win back their support. [ Line ringing ] Congratulations, you’re speaking to Donald Trump. I’m …

Jimmy Fallon Remembers Kobe Bryant

Jimmy Fallon Remembers Kobe Bryant

-The world was heartbroken yesterday by a helicopter accident in Los Angeles that claimed the lives of nine people, including that of Kobe Bryant and his 13-year-old daughter Gianna. Kobe was such a life force, so strong and creative and inspired that in my head, …