Flüchtlinge fliehen zum Mars!! Breaking News?

Flüchtlinge fliehen zum Mars!! Breaking News?

Surprise! The news! THE communication tool to enlighten the masses or only opium for the people? What if the common language of the media changed? People believe in the TV Would that have an influence on society? We dared to experiment with that tought and …

Birthday Cake Bird Birth | No Laugh Newsroom

Birthday Cake Bird Birth | No Laugh Newsroom

– [Announcer] From West Hollywood, California, the only news team that doesn’t know what’s on the teleprompter before they read it. Anyone who laughs or breaks loses points. This is Breaking News. – Hello and welcome to the Breaking News, The show where we have …

BREAKING NEWS: Who Bit Beyonce? (w/ Helen Hunt, Chris O’Dowd & Ben Schwartz)

BREAKING NEWS: Who Bit Beyonce? (w/ Helen Hunt, Chris O’Dowd & Ben Schwartz)

>>WELCOME TO “CBS THIS EVENING.”>>James: IT’S THE EVENING. IT’S CBS. IT’S “CBS THIS EVENING.”>>GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. THE SEARCH CONTINUES.>>James: THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S BEEN NEARLY FIVE DAYS SINCE THIS STORY WAS FIRST REPORTED. AND WITH EVERY ADDITIONAL DAY THAT PASSES, THIS IS QUICKLY BECOMING ONE OF …

BREAKING BAD Fans Throw Pizza on Walter White’s House?! (Nerdist News w/ Jessica Chobot WTFridays)

BREAKING BAD Fans Throw Pizza on Walter White’s House?! (Nerdist News w/ Jessica Chobot WTFridays)

When I say What The, you say Fridays! What The– [silence]. You guys suck. Dinosaurs and East-Coast rap. East-Coast rap and dinosaurs. Two great tastes that taste great together, because dammit the internet has willed it so. [music] It is amazing to think that the …

Joe Wong: Building A Wall Didn’t Work For China

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN AND THE HOST OF MY FAVORITE LATE-NIGHT SHOW IN CHINA, “IS IT TRUE?” PLEASE WELCOME, ALL THE WAY FROM BEIJING, JOE WONG! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>HELLO. HI, …

Nancy Pelosi’s Coat, Melania Trump’s Fox News Interview – Monologue

Nancy Pelosi’s Coat, Melania Trump’s Fox News Interview – Monologue

Let’s get to the news. Following lawyer Michael Cohen’s three-year prison sentence, President Trump claimed today that Cohen pleaded guilty to campaign charges to “embarrass the President.” No, I think even Michael Cohen knows that if a guy goes out like this in public… he …

The President Is Facing 17 Investigations

The President Is Facing 17 Investigations

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE’RE LEARNING MORE ABOUT THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION. THE WALLS ARE CLEARLY CLOSING IN ON TRUMP. AND AFTER ALL THOSE CHEESEBURGERS, THE WALLS DON’T HAVE VERY FAR TO …

Meanwhile… Genius Says Google Is Stealing Their Lyrics

Meanwhile… Genius Says Google Is Stealing Their Lyrics

YOU KNOW, I SPEND THE FIRST ACT OF THE SHOW RIGHT OVER THERE SPLITTING THE BIG LOGS OF NEWS INTO FIREWOOD TO KEEP US ALL WARM AT NIGHT IN THE HOUSES BUILT WITH THE WOOD. BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SWEEP UP THE NEWS SAWDUST, …

Jimmy Fallon Reveals the 2019 Doodle for Google National Winner

Jimmy Fallon Reveals the 2019 Doodle for Google National Winner

-This year, I got to help judge the Doodle 4 Google contest, where students from across the country submit a doodle for a chance to have it featured on the Google home page. You know how they change the home page every now and then? …

Good News If You’re Going to be Hit by a Google Car

Good News If You’re Going to be Hit by a Google Car

THERE’S A LOT OF TECHNOLOGY IN THE NEWS TODAY. YOU ALL KNOW THAT THE SELF–DRIVING CARS THAT GOOGLE HAS BEEN TESTING, YOU HAVE HEARD OF THIS, RIGHT? THE SELF-DRIVING CAR. YESTERDAY THEY FILED A PATENT FOR A NEW SAFETY FEATURE CALLED PEDESTRIAN GLUE, RIGHT? HONESTLY, …