Gutfeld: Don’t be filled with dread, America

[LAUGHTER] YOU REMEMBER USA TODAY, RIGHT? THEY PUBLISHED A SURVEY THIS WEEK CLAIMING AMERICANS ARE FACING THE NEXT ELECTION. LIZ WARRANT DANCING? BETO TALKING? ANOTHER JOE BIDEN GASPED? REMEMBER WHEN I WAS PRESIDENT IN CANDYLAND AND MY ROOMMATE TAKE HIS ROCKET TO SPACESHIP? IT’S LIKE …

Gutfeld on Dems’ debate: Watch this so you don’t have to watch them

Gutfeld on Dems’ debate: Watch this so you don’t have to watch them

>>Greg: OF THE DEBATE TONIGHT IS LIKE A FREEWAY WITH A LOT OF DRIVERS GOING SOMEWHERE TERRIBLE IN A HURRY. THE PROBLEM IS, THAT LANE IS NOW BACKED UP. ENGINES ARE REVVING, GOING NOWHERE GOOD. IF ONLY ONE OR TWO CANDIDATES CHECKED THEIR SIDE VIEWS …

Gutfeld on buying Greenland

Gutfeld on buying Greenland

>>♪ ♪>>HERE’S A SENTENCE I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SAY: PRESIDENT TRUMP POSTPONED A TRIP TO DENMARK BECAUSE THE PRIME MINISTER WON’T SELL HIM GREENLAND. I AM OKAY ABOUT IT. IT’S A RAINY LITTLE MONARCHY WITH 100 ISLANDS. CANCELLING A MEETING WITH DENMARK IS LIKE …

Gutfeld on Beto’s blanket racist smear

Gutfeld on Beto’s blanket racist smear

>>Greg: IN NASHVILLE, BETO O’ROURKE TOLD IMMIGRANTS THAT OUR COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON WHITE SUPREMACY, SLAVERY, AND OPPRESSION. OTHER THAN THAT, WE ARE AWESOME.>>THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON WHITE SUPREMACY. AND EVERY SINGLE INSTITUTION AND STRUCTURE THAT WE HAVE IN OUR COUNTRY STILL REFLECTS THE …

Gutfeld on Gillette’s new ‘toxic masculinity’ ad

♪ ♪>>Greg: GILLETTE, OF COMPANIES SUPPORTED BY MEN FOR OVER A CENTURY, DEBUTED A NEW AND CRAPPING OVER THE SAME MEN. HARASSING WHAT — WHAT GILLETTE CALLS TOXIC MASCULINITY. THE TERM OF ENDEARMENT EMBRACED BY TEACHERS LOUNGE IS EVERYWHERE. TO SMEAR AN ENTIRE GENDER. APPARENTLY …

The Five: ‘Keep America Great’ vs. ‘Make America Boring Again’

♪♪>>THE BATTLE OF BIG IDEAS. PRESIDENT TRUMP RAMPING UP THE RHETORIC AND GOING AFTER DEMOCRATIC RIVALS INCLUDING JOE BIDEN AFTER A REPORT SAYING THEY WANT THE FORMER V.P. TO SCALE BACK HIS SCHEDULE BECAUSE OF HIS GAFFES.>>YOU HAVE POCAHONTAS RISING, KAMALA IS FALLING. [BOOING] YOU …

Gutfeld on 2020 Dems trying to act human

Gutfeld on 2020 Dems trying to act human

DANA. ♪ ♪ IF HE COULD CHANGE A TIRE, MAYBE YOU COULD CHANGE THE WORLD.>>I’M CHANGING THE TIRE ON THIS TRUCK. IT’S THE ONE, THAT WENT GREAT. IT BEATS WATCHING HIM CLIP HIS EAR HAIR.>>WHEN YOU DON’T GET IT CUT, IT CAN BE NASTY.>>Greg: YEAH, …

Trump 2020 donations surge after Dem efforts to shame supporters

Trump 2020 donations surge after Dem efforts to shame supporters

>>Dana: DEMOCRATS ATTEMPT TO PUBLICLY SHAME TRUMP VOTERS. HE IS CLAIMING THAT HE AND OTHERS HAVE NOW RAISED OVER $1 MILLION FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP. NO NUMBERS SHOW THE PRESIDENTS CAMPAIGN IS BEING FUNDED BY SMALL DOLLAR DONATIONS. IT IS COMING FROM DONATIONS OVER $200. THIS …

‘The Five’ reacts to Trump calling out Biden’s big gaffe

‘The Five’ reacts to Trump calling out Biden’s big gaffe

>>IT’S FRIDAY AND PRESIDENT TRUMP IS GOING AFTER JOE BIDEN OVER HIS LATEST CAMPAIGN MISSTEP. AFTER THE 2020 FRONT RUNNER HAD A SLIP OF THE TONGUE IN IOWA.>>THEY HAVE ADVANCED PLACEMENT PROGRAMS. WE HAVE A NOTION IF YOU ARE POOR YOU CAN’T DO IT. POOR …

Gutfeld on no drama Obama

Gutfeld on no drama Obama

♪ ♪>>Greg: LET’S ADMIT IT, AMERICA. WE MISS BARACK OBAMA. IN A RECENT SPEECH HE SAID HE HAD NO REAL SCANDALS IN HIS WHITE HOUSE. A JAB AT TRUMP.>>WE DID HAVE A SCANDAL THAT EMBARRASSED US. SEEMS LIKE A LOW BAR. YOU DIDN’T HEAR ABOUT …