Gutfeld: Don’t be filled with dread, America

[LAUGHTER] YOU REMEMBER USA TODAY, RIGHT? THEY PUBLISHED A SURVEY THIS WEEK CLAIMING AMERICANS ARE FACING THE NEXT ELECTION. LIZ WARRANT DANCING? BETO TALKING? ANOTHER JOE BIDEN GASPED? REMEMBER WHEN I WAS PRESIDENT IN CANDYLAND AND MY ROOMMATE TAKE HIS ROCKET TO SPACESHIP? IT’S LIKE …

Gutfeld on buying Greenland

Gutfeld on buying Greenland

>>♪ ♪>>HERE’S A SENTENCE I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SAY: PRESIDENT TRUMP POSTPONED A TRIP TO DENMARK BECAUSE THE PRIME MINISTER WON’T SELL HIM GREENLAND. I AM OKAY ABOUT IT. IT’S A RAINY LITTLE MONARCHY WITH 100 ISLANDS. CANCELLING A MEETING WITH DENMARK IS LIKE …

Gutfeld on Beto’s blanket racist smear

Gutfeld on Beto’s blanket racist smear

>>Greg: IN NASHVILLE, BETO O’ROURKE TOLD IMMIGRANTS THAT OUR COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON WHITE SUPREMACY, SLAVERY, AND OPPRESSION. OTHER THAN THAT, WE ARE AWESOME.>>THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON WHITE SUPREMACY. AND EVERY SINGLE INSTITUTION AND STRUCTURE THAT WE HAVE IN OUR COUNTRY STILL REFLECTS THE …

Gutfeld on Gillette’s new ‘toxic masculinity’ ad

♪ ♪>>Greg: GILLETTE, OF COMPANIES SUPPORTED BY MEN FOR OVER A CENTURY, DEBUTED A NEW AND CRAPPING OVER THE SAME MEN. HARASSING WHAT — WHAT GILLETTE CALLS TOXIC MASCULINITY. THE TERM OF ENDEARMENT EMBRACED BY TEACHERS LOUNGE IS EVERYWHERE. TO SMEAR AN ENTIRE GENDER. APPARENTLY …

Gutfeld on 2020 Dems trying to act human

Gutfeld on 2020 Dems trying to act human

DANA. ♪ ♪ IF HE COULD CHANGE A TIRE, MAYBE YOU COULD CHANGE THE WORLD.>>I’M CHANGING THE TIRE ON THIS TRUCK. IT’S THE ONE, THAT WENT GREAT. IT BEATS WATCHING HIM CLIP HIS EAR HAIR.>>WHEN YOU DON’T GET IT CUT, IT CAN BE NASTY.>>Greg: YEAH, …

Gutfeld: It began with a tweet and ended with a chant

Gutfeld: It began with a tweet and ended with a chant

>>AS AN ANCHOR TO HAVE SILENCE. THAT IS VERY POWERFUL AND TELEVISION SO JUST BEAR WITH ME. DON’T SAY ANYTHING AND I WILL START THE STOPWATCH. THAT WAS 13 SECONDS. THE BEST 13 EVER SAID. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] IT BEGAN WITH A TWEET AND ENDED WITH …

Gutfeld on no drama Obama

Gutfeld on no drama Obama

♪ ♪>>Greg: LET’S ADMIT IT, AMERICA. WE MISS BARACK OBAMA. IN A RECENT SPEECH HE SAID HE HAD NO REAL SCANDALS IN HIS WHITE HOUSE. A JAB AT TRUMP.>>WE DID HAVE A SCANDAL THAT EMBARRASSED US. SEEMS LIKE A LOW BAR. YOU DIDN’T HEAR ABOUT …