Carpool Karaoke w/ Sam Smith ft. Fifth Harmony

Carpool Karaoke w/ Sam Smith ft. Fifth Harmony

HEY, I KNOW ARE YOU IN L.A. AT THE MOMENT, IS THERE ANYWAY YOU CAN HELP ME GET TO, WITHOUT. I’M IN A REAL RUSH AND THE TRAFFIC IS AWFUL. OH, YOU’RE THE BEST. THANK YOU, I’M RIGHT OUTSIDE. OKAY. OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH …

Today’s Trump Twitter Gem: WITCH HUNT!

Today’s Trump Twitter Gem: WITCH HUNT!

THANKS FOR BEING HERE. WELCOME TO OUR SHOW. NOW, WHAT I’M ABOUT TO SAY MIGHT SHOCK YOU. I AM NOT A PSYCHOLOGIST. OKAY? I KNOW. YOU THOUGHT I WAS. I’M NOT. BUT I THINK THIS WHOLE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION MIGHT BE GETTING TO DONALD TRUMP, BECAUSE …

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Kim Kardashian

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Kim Kardashian

ALLDEMOHT. LET’S TAKE A LOOKDEMOTHE FOOD THAT WEDEMOE. THESE ARE THEDEMOICACIES LATE DEMOFOR US. WE HAVE COWDEMOGUE.>>AND IT’S LIDEMOOLDY.>>James: WE’VE GDEMOIRD SDEMOA. WE HAVE SDEMOB BEETLE. HERRDEMOROLLMOP.>>I DON’T EVEN KNDEMOHAT THAT DEM>>DEMOes: A SCORPION. A BUDEMONIS. A SARDEMO SMOOTHIE. AND ADEMOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG. DEMO. …

Trump May Be Brought Down By Two Calamitous Phone Calls

Trump May Be Brought Down By Two Calamitous Phone Calls

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I DON’T– I DON’T THINK I’M TELLING ANY TELLS OUT OF SCHOOL HERE WHEN I SAY THAT DONALD TRUMP IS IN TROUBLE. BUT THIS TIME IT’S DOUBLE TROUBLE …

Sia Carpool Karaoke

Sia Carpool Karaoke

I’LL TRY MY BEST. WAIT. HANG ON. I’LL CALL YOU BACK. SIA! IT’S JAMES! HOW YOU DOING? I’M OVER HERE! NO! LISTEN, CAN YOU HELP ME GET TO WORK?>>I’D LOVE TO. I’M REALLY GOOD AT DIRECTIONS.>>I’M IN THE CAR. NO, TURN AROUND. WAIT THERE. WAIT …

Ed Sheeran Carpool Karaoke

Ed Sheeran Carpool Karaoke

YOU LEFT YOUR GUITAR AT MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT, SO I’VE GOT IT HERE, BUT I’M GOING TO BE LATE FOR WORK NOW. WOULD YOU? OH, ARE YOU SERIOUS? YES! IT’S RIGHT HERE. I’M OUTSIDE NOW. ALL RIGHT, THANKS, BUDDY. CHEERS, MATE. OH, HE’S A …

Lady Gaga Carpool Karaoke

Lady Gaga Carpool Karaoke

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.>>YEAH. THANK YOU SO MUCH. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>James: IT’S TERRIBLE (BLEEP). BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY! GET OUT THE WAY, BITCH! MOVE BITCH, GET …

Bruno Mars Carpool Karaoke

Bruno Mars Carpool Karaoke

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK TODAY. THIS TRAFFIC HAS BEEN TERRIFIC. WHAT HAVE WE GOT? ♪ TONIGHT I JUST WANT TO TAKE YOU HIGHER ♪ THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE SKY >>SING IT JAMES!>>James: SING IT LET’S SET THIS …

Trump Destroyed by Comedian Hasan Minhaj at 2017 White House Correspondents Dinner

Trump Destroyed by Comedian Hasan Minhaj at 2017 White House Correspondents Dinner

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hasan Minhaj *Cheering and clapping* Wow Thank you. Wow. Oh my god. Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the series finale of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. *laughter* Oh man. My name is Hasan Minhaj, or as i’ll be known in a few …

Joe Wong: Building A Wall Didn’t Work For China

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN AND THE HOST OF MY FAVORITE LATE-NIGHT SHOW IN CHINA, “IS IT TRUE?” PLEASE WELCOME, ALL THE WAY FROM BEIJING, JOE WONG! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>HELLO. HI, …