All Is Well! It’s Not WWIII, But Meme Warfare Continues Between Iran And U.S.

All Is Well! It’s Not WWIII, But Meme Warfare Continues Between Iran And U.S.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. AND I AM SO HAPPY– YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN TELL YOU’RE HAPPY. I’M HAPPY TO BE HERE TONIGHT. I’M HAPPY HERE IS HERE TONIGHT BECAUSE IT WAS A …

Donald Trump, Master Of Naming Things, Pitches “NATOME” At Presser

Donald Trump, Master Of Naming Things, Pitches “NATOME” At Presser

TODAY, TRUMP WAS ASKED ABOUT SENATOR LEE TRASHING HIS INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING, AND HE HAD THIS TO LIE –>>I HAD CALLS FROM NUMEROUS SENATORS AND NUMEROUS CONGRESSMEN AND WOMEN SAYING IT WAS THE GREATEST PRESENTATION THEY’VE EVER HAD! PEOPLE HAVE CALLED AND THEY SAID IT WAS …

‘Real News Tonight’ Tackles James Comey

‘Real News Tonight’ Tackles James Comey

>>ACCORDING TO ADVISORS, DONALD TRUMP HAS GROWN ENRAGED BY THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION, AND WHEN IT WAS REPORTED ON THE NEWS, HE WOULD SOMETIMES SCREAM AT THE TELEVISION. IN AN EFFORT TO CALM DOWN THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, “THE LATE SHOW” PRESENTS THE LATEST INSTALLMENT OF OUR IN-HOUSE …

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez: Trump Isn’t Ready For A Girl From The Bronx

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez: Trump Isn’t Ready For A Girl From The Bronx

FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST SHOCKED THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WITH HER PRIMARY VICTORY ON TUESDAY NIGHT. SHE’S NOW ON TRACK TO BECOME THE YOUNGEST CONGRESSWOMAN IN HISTORY. PLEASE WELCOME, ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. I WANT …

Carpool Karaoke w/ Sam Smith ft. Fifth Harmony

Carpool Karaoke w/ Sam Smith ft. Fifth Harmony

HEY, I KNOW ARE YOU IN L.A. AT THE MOMENT, IS THERE ANYWAY YOU CAN HELP ME GET TO, WITHOUT. I’M IN A REAL RUSH AND THE TRAFFIC IS AWFUL. OH, YOU’RE THE BEST. THANK YOU, I’M RIGHT OUTSIDE. OKAY. OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH …

Today’s Trump Twitter Gem: WITCH HUNT!

Today’s Trump Twitter Gem: WITCH HUNT!

THANKS FOR BEING HERE. WELCOME TO OUR SHOW. NOW, WHAT I’M ABOUT TO SAY MIGHT SHOCK YOU. I AM NOT A PSYCHOLOGIST. OKAY? I KNOW. YOU THOUGHT I WAS. I’M NOT. BUT I THINK THIS WHOLE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION MIGHT BE GETTING TO DONALD TRUMP, BECAUSE …

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Kim Kardashian

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Kim Kardashian

ALLDEMOHT. LET’S TAKE A LOOKDEMOTHE FOOD THAT WEDEMOE. THESE ARE THEDEMOICACIES LATE DEMOFOR US. WE HAVE COWDEMOGUE.>>AND IT’S LIDEMOOLDY.>>James: WE’VE GDEMOIRD SDEMOA. WE HAVE SDEMOB BEETLE. HERRDEMOROLLMOP.>>I DON’T EVEN KNDEMOHAT THAT DEM>>DEMOes: A SCORPION. A BUDEMONIS. A SARDEMO SMOOTHIE. AND ADEMOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG. DEMO. …