(mellow alternative rock music) – It was a rough week. Let’s sing about it. ♫ A teacher in Alabama ♫ Wore black face to a party ♫ And he’s not gonna get in trouble ♫ And nobody seems surprised ♫ A police officer in South Carolina ♫ Assaulted a young black woman ♫ He had a reputation of being violent ♫ And nobody seemed surprised ♫ It was announced that processed meats ♫ Could increase your
risk of getting cancer ♫ And somehow ♫ Everyone’s surprised ♫ (sighing) We gotta do
better next week, guys. This was not a good week. – This was a hard one, man – Yeah. And of course processed
meat gives you cancer. Of course it does, of course it does! This is not news! – I didn’t need an official declaration– – Of course it does. That’s
what makes it so good.