Ron Burgundy: The ‘Bueller Report’ Is The Story Of 2019

Ron Burgundy: The ‘Bueller Report’ Is The Story Of 2019


>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! IF YOU’RE JUST JOINING US RIGHT
NOW, WE’RE HONORED TO BE JOINED BY THE GREAT RON BURGUNDY. IN YOUR OPINION —
>>RIGHT.>>Stephen: — AND OBVIOUSLY
KEEP IN MIND THAT WHEN YOU ANSWER, THIS IS THE ANSWER.>>YOU CAN’T REAL IT BACK IN.>>Stephen: YOU HAVE TO BE
CAREFUL WHEN YOU POINT THAT THING BECAUSE WHEN YOU SAY IT
PEOPLE LISTEN. WHAT’S THE BIGGEST STORY OF 2019
TO YOU?>>2019? RON BURGUNDY BEING ON THE
STEPHEN COLBERT SHOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
NO, NO, THAT WAS CHEAP. THAT WAS CHEMO. NO — THAT WAS CHEAP. SNOW, THE BIGGEST STORY OF 2019
AND I WILL GO ON THE RECORD AS SAYING THE FERRIS BUELLER
REPORT. ( LAUGHTER )
LOOK, NO COLLUSION, DEFINITELY NO OBSTRUCTION, BUT THE FACT YOU
SELECT A FICTIONAL MOVIE CHARACTER TO INVESTIGATE THE
PRESIDENT IS WAY BEYOND MY PAY GRADE. AND I’M STILL CURIOUS, WAS IT
MATTHEW BRODERICK PLAYING FERRIS BUELLER WHO CONDUCTED THE
INVESTIGATION? JUST SOMEONE WHO SAID HIS NAME
WAS FERRIS BUELLER? WE’LL NEVER KNOW. BUT THE BUELLER REPORT WILL GO
DOWN AS ONE OF THE MORE FAMOUS DOCUMENTS IN HISTORY. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: SURE. THAT AND THE DEATH OF GRUMPY
ACCOUNT, PROBABLY TWO OF MY FAVORITE 2019 STORIES.>>Stephen: DID YOU EVER
INTERVIEW GRUMPY CAT?>>I COULDN’T. I TRIED. THEY WOULDN’T LET ME CLOSE
BECAUSE OF MY DOG BAXTER.>>Stephen: HOW IS BAXTER? BAXTER — IS GREAT. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: YOU HAD TO THINK ABOUT THAT.>>I HAD TO THINK.>>Stephen: BAXTER IS HOW OLD
NOW, RON?>>BAXTER IS A REAL MARVEL OF
MODERN SCIENCE AND MEDICINE. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: WE FIRST SAW BAXTER 1972, ’73.>>YES.>>Stephen: SO THAT WOULD BE
47 YEARS. AND HOW OLD WAS BAXTER THEN WHEN
WE MET HIM?>>HE WAS 15 THEN.>>Stephen: SO 62 YEARS OLD. IXTY-TWO YEARS YOUNG.>>Stephen: THANK YOU. SO IN HUMAN YEARS —
>>TIMES THAT BY 7.>>Stephen: IT CAN’T BE DONE. 434.>>Stephen: I DON’T THINK SO. NO? ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: I DON’T THINK SO. 7 TIMES 2, SO 4 —
>>Stephen: NO. DOESN’T MATTER, HE’S OLD.>>Stephen: WHAT’S, IF YOU
DON’T MIND ME ASKING, WHAT’S THE MOST DANGEROUS STORY THAT YOU
EVER COVERED?>>THE MOST DANGEROUS STORY I
EVER COVERED –>>Stephen: BECAUSE YOU MUST
HAVE PUT YOURSELF ON THE LINE.>>BUZZ THE VIETNAM WAR.>>Stephen: YOU COVERED THE
VIETNAM WAR?>>WELL, I DID FROM BEHIND MY
DESK AT THE NEWS STUDIO ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: WAS THAT DANGEROUS FOR YOU?>>WELL, IT WAS JUST A DANGEROUS
TIME. AND THERE WERE SPIES EVERYWHERE. A LOT OF SPIES.>>Stephen: SPYING ON —
I TURNED IN A LOT OF VIETNAMESE SPICE TO THE F.B.I. LATER I TOLD IT WAS WHAT IS
CALLED RACIAL PROFILING, AND YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.>>Stephen: THAT IS FROWNED
ON. BUT THAT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME.>>A DIFFERENT TIME. STILL NOT THE RIGHT THING TO DO.>>Stephen: RIGHT. BUT I ADMIT MY MISTAKES.>>Stephen: AS A JOURNALIST
WHO KNOWS YOU HAVE TO COME BACK WITH A STORY, THAT’S YOUR JOB,
YOU’RE A HUNTER.>>SURE. AND SOMETIMES YOU’RE BEING
HUNTED.>>Stephen: RIGHT. ( LAUGHTER )
HOW SO?>>WELL, PEOPLE DON’T LIKE NEWS
PEOPLE, FOR THE MOST PART.>>Stephen: BECAUSE WHEN SHE
SHOW UP WITH THE CAMERAS, WHAT DID I DO WRONG?>>RIGHT.>>Stephen: DID YOU EVER AND
WOULD YOU EVER SLEEP WITH A SUBJECT TO GET AN INTERVIEW?>>WELL —
( LAUGHTER ) — HERE’S THE THING — IT IS
COMPLETELY UNETHICAL, IT IS ABUSE OF POWER, BUT, YES, I DID
IT. ( LAUGHTER )
ABOUT 15 TIMES. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: MM-HMM. BUT, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES — I
MEAN, TOM BROKAW, HE SLEPT WITH MARGARET THATCHER TO GET MORE
INFO ON THE FALKLAND ISLANDS WAR.>>Stephen: REALLY?! HE DIDN’T GET A PEEP OUT OF
HER.>>Stephen: HE SLEPT WITH HER
AND DIDN’T GET THE STORY?>>DIDN’T GET ONE PIECE OF
INFORMATION ABOUT THE FALKLAND ISLANDS.>>Stephen: WOW. HE ALSO SAID SHE WAS A BENGAL
TIGER IN THE SACK. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: SADLY, WE HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER BREAK. PLEASE DON’T GO AWAY. WE’LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF
MR. RON BURGUNDY!

100 Replies to “Ron Burgundy: The ‘Bueller Report’ Is The Story Of 2019

  1. This guy can totally play Will Ferrell’s body double or stuntman. Can’t have Will put his life on the line like that.

  2. Grumpy Cat is not DEAD, here in PA, we now have 2, yes 2 lottery tickets that YOU CAN BUY, 1 is a scratch off, the other is a Fast Play. Grumpy Cat will live on in a society that wants to take your money NO MATTER WHAT!!! just making America Great AGAIN.

  3. Jesus Christ, ads are now 15 minutes long? Goddamn thing was louder than the show and makes you wish you'd never sat down on the john, torture, pure and simple, holy hell.

  4. What sticks out to me is how uncomfortable it is for Ron that, even tho talking about himself Is Ron Burgandy and that being the Burgandy all natural, he isnt' the one behind the desk.

  5. I love how excited Stephen gets when he has a really creative and funny guest on the show. He knows he's going to have a good time.

  6. Those bullies being muellers are the same as torturers and wagnerusts and racists being hooligans and torturers of animals and humankind, which use animals and chikdren as their punchingballs, which islamists do to animals and racists ohantasusing themselves as superior, which they never will be, never were and never are and therefor beat and terrorise and even damage and torture animals and humanbeings use and abuse them as their prey and force them to be mutilated and damage and even terrorised and tortured by the brutals which use and abuse them as punchingballs and to their studies, which are nothing but the forced damage and sadistic abuse and the robbing off their rights, tgeur organs, their right to exist, to protest and to flee this society, which anyway already preparing the planet and even animals and humanbeings being imploded and the planet also, which they, force even money to have imploded by force of war in all of past forms and all of future forms of repetitive cruelty and injustice , which this stupids and primitivs even aren't aware of, will be their destiny also and which never brought peace and justice, for it is doubled and imported by warcriminels as are islamic countries and as are nazibrutals racists as a brutal mob, who therefor uses animals and even children as prey, to this primitivs and sadists and useless and incompetent repeaters of violence, brutality, extortion, sadism, cruelty, hooliganism, terrorism and war, which will force injustice, cruelty and violence repeated until this planet earth will implode for this is what will be the end of this planet, too soon before it's destined end, which could have been a jurisdiction, which doesn't force brutality, racism, and terrorism and sadism and it's opposit, which is the imploding, cloning and genomedestroying cloning and imploding of animals and humanbeings in torturelabs, which will make this planet extinct by hirmins and New firms of poison, which will make protest against plastic and psychiatry, a farce and the holocaust of future bring the extinction of alll the animals and humanbeings still existing and which will force a stupidity onto this planet, which is already, seen by the judges and medicals, who are nothing but hooligans, torturers of animals and criminels, which robb, da are and terrorise and torture anybody, who is critisusing them in their incompetence, brutality and violence and terror they are and will always be to all of future generations also, which will end by themselves in torturelabs and even already finance their own death and slaughter in their stupidity, racism, phatasused superiority which is nothing but organised robbery, cruelty, damage, extortion and violence, brutality and envy, for their superiority isn't, they aren't superior and they didn't Import normality, for they never were normal and good and even didn't intend to be kind, to be normal and good or just and already destined themselves into extinction alongside this planet into Implosion, for nobody normal may even think of this society as a normal one, which they aren't and, are even driving this society going insane about the injustice, which no normal and good person and being ever could be used to and never was intendet by the criminels and terrorists, sadists, racists and primitivs, Islamists and nazimuslims society, which is, a racistic endeavour by impotent, brutal and evilminded sadists, who aren't but cowards, but hooligans and torturers of animals also, primitivs, who aren't even aware of the future which they, will Land in, by this forced tolerance to sadists, brutals, Islamists and other stupids, which know nothing but how to be violent, sadistic, mean and evil, brutal and cruel, how to gangstalk and terrorise and mutilate and be sadistic, which will end this planet in Implosion, for the old warcriminels aren't even aware imof the future of science, which already surpassed their cruelty, their terror and their sadism, which this planet never will survive and nobody of this folks, who is still in repetition of the same old myths by forcing and implementing this outdated myths and terror in to the brains of future generations, which will be the same brutal, evil, sadistic and cruel to the kind and normal in their midst, which won't have protection against the brutal mob surrounding,which destines themselves into Implosion and with it all this planet, all it's animals, and all of humankind, which is their aim, for this war is impossible to end, for it is in the grip and hands of the sadistic brutal stupid in jurisdiction also, which do anything to hinder laws, which could end timgus war and e owriments at once and for all of future generations also., if there would be will to do this, which they don't have in their stupidity and greed and in their impotence, evilmindedness and brutalit,yes in stupidity, for the racistic suoeriirity of the arians and nazism, narcissm is born in primitivitism, torturism and in terrorism and superiority in brutality, hooliganism, extortion, terrorism, brutality, lies, distortion of laws and jurisdiction by war, violence, brutality and sadism, which has nothing to do with good science, justice or peace at all.

  7. These comments are all math, Ron Burgundy's ability to appear on multiple shows simultaneously (a nod to his 'exclusive comedy') or demand for sequels.
    Oh Will, you are a bit of a treasure (his commencement address is one of my favorite bits).

  8. At the beginning of the video there is no whisky on the desk. At 00:8 they "magically" reappear. What's up with that?

  9. I really look forward to “The Late Show” clips. Even managed to record this episode, and looked forward to watching it from go to whoa, on the big screen after work.
    What a disappointment. The Ron Burgundy character was funny in the movies; but dull as dishwater on the Late Show two nights ago. It just doesn’t translate, and was interminably boring, struggling to raise a laugh, just woeful really.

  10. Even if you only watch half of the appearances that Ron Burgundy made across all the major late nighters last week, you'll be able to identify moments in which Ron sounds, deliberately or incidentally, uncannily like the current prezident.

    It's not an impression. Ron seems in natural possession of the prezident's essence.

  11. “I turned in a lot of Vietnamese spies…they would now call it racial profiling these days but those were diff. times” lol hahahaa

  12. This entire interview (including the other parts not shown here) is probably in the top 5 funniest late-night interviews of all time, and this is coming from someone who isn't very familiar with the Ron Burgundy character.

  13. Colbert's glass after 4 visits from all interview clips in this one interview hasn't went down a smidgen meaning each time he puts it to his mouth he is literally wetting his tongue and placing the glass down. The Heartless part of this story is he knows Ron is on 4 other late nights shows and well if Ron can drink why cant you Stephen on 1 one hour show.

  14. Why is will ferrel all the sudden trying to become relevant again? Did he go broke or something? Not trying to be mean but his new fame seems very forced

  15. Is anyone else completely sick of seeing the same adds, over, and over, and over, and over?…ecosta, St. Judes, Dr. Sasquach Soap, William Painter Sun Glasses, VRBO…UGH!!

  16. I heard from a friend of my cousin's girlfriend's stepbrother that Bueller can't come testify about his report because he got food poisoning and is in the hospital.  True story.

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