‘Real News Tonight’ Tackles James Comey

‘Real News Tonight’ Tackles James Comey


>>ACCORDING TO ADVISORS, DONALD
TRUMP HAS GROWN ENRAGED BY THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION, AND WHEN
IT WAS REPORTED ON THE NEWS, HE WOULD SOMETIMES SCREAM AT THE
TELEVISION. IN AN EFFORT TO CALM DOWN THE
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, “THE LATE SHOW” PRESENTS THE LATEST
INSTALLMENT OF OUR IN-HOUSE NEWS TEAM, REAL NEWS TONIGHT.>>WELCOME TO REAL NEWS TONIGHT. I’M JILL NEWS LADY.>>AND I’M ANCHORTON. PRESIDENT TRUMP MADE EVERYONE
HAPPY BY FIRING JAMES COMEY FOR GOOD, NORMAL REASONS. THIS NEWS IS PLEASING BECAUSE
COMEY WAS BAD AND TRUMP MADE THE BAD MAN GO AWAY.>>THAT’S RIGHT, JILL. DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS ALIKE
ARE CHEERING ABOUT THIS BECAUSE IT WAS A GOOD AND SMART
DECISION. THAT DOESN’T REMIND YOU OF
NIXON. NIXON BAD. COMEY BAD. TRUMP GOOD.>>TRUMP GREAT. I WISH TRUMPMAN A STRIPPER IN
MAGIC MIKE.>>I WISH TRUMP WERE MY FATHER. I FROZE MY EGGS IN HOPE HE
WOULD ONE DAY FATHER MY CHILDREN.>>SMART JILL. JUST LIKE SMART TO FIRE COMEY
AND LET COMEY FIND OUT BY WATCHING TV.>>I’M LEARNING THE FOLLOWING
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN FIRED. CONGRATULATIONS SEAN SPICER,
RUTH BADER GINSBURG. JOHN MCCAIN. NIKKI HALEY. CHUCK SCHUMER. THE WHITE HOUSE GUARD DOG THAT
ATE HIS BIG MACK AND JILL NEWS LADY, ME!>>NEWS GOOD ARE YOU TRUMP’S
WIFE? IF YOU’RE A WOMAN UNDER 35, THE
ANSWER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU.

100 Replies to “‘Real News Tonight’ Tackles James Comey

  1. Jill Newlady, the potential is still there but you need to cut down on the cold cuts; everything is starting to go south, be careful the sag zone isn't pretty… Also the 50s actress bra stuffing look isn't working on you. Lastly lose the Nefertiti wig!
    Back to you Jim.

  2. My Dad used to scream at the TV wile dressed in nothing but a bathrobe too. Didn't have the nipple clamps Trump does, though.

  3. This attempt by the media to remove Trump IS GOING TO GET PEOPLE KILLED. PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE STEPHEN. FUCK YOU COLBERT I HOPE SOMEONE SHOOTS YOUR DUMBASS

  4. For a second I thought I was watching Fox News. Did Trump fire Jill Newslady because she wanted to have his children one day?

  5. LOL!!! NOW this is the REAL news all the paid-Putin trolls have been wanting to see when they cry "Fake News" on all other videos online. hahaha

  6. yo everyone. Hitlery lost the election. Suck it up and move on, it is pretty pathetic to keep bashing the other person especially as its a pointless exercise voting in the first place. You get the same result regardless of the leader. Try binning the federal reserve instead of this farce.

  7. So while the media are tripping over themselves over the Comey scandal (not trying to say that it isn't a thing that should be investigated, of course), so far not even the likes of Colbert, The Daily Show, or Late Night seem to not be particularly aware of the fact that the all-male group of Republican Senators vetting the AHCA bill are doing so in secret behind closed doors meetings at the Capitol, with their proceedings giving NO allowance for public input or viewing of the drafts, and they are moving the legislation under a special budget rule known as "reconciliation," which would block any opposition from being able to filibuster the bill.

    Just because we have not heard any huge developments about the AHCA since the House passed it does not mean unsavory things aren't happening; if anything, the GOP Senators are doubling down in trying to use every single cowardly tactic possible to sneak this heinous act of war against the American people under the radar for as long as possible. DO NOT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT.

  8. WHAT?! NO!!!
    Not Jill Newslady! Why not Jim Anchorton? You know Trump would kill the black guy off first. It's both horror movie 101 and Republican 101.

  9. Someone please edit Stephen Colbert's outro and post this on r/The_Donald I just want to see how those geniuses react.

  10. This is actually a very believable propaganda network. Maybe we'll soon have a state run media like what North Korea has.

  11. the stupidity of democrats, Jaywalking needs a come back.
    when was the last time there was done an IQ test over all students in a university ?
    I want to compare today with 20 years ago

  12. Be careful what you wish for. Trump does not want the mother of his child working. Congratulations Jill.

  13. Real news like the 44000 + emails leaked to wikileaks by Seth Rich murdered and robbed but they forgot to actually rob him? Wait, that may blow up your looney Russia narrative

  14. I'm sorry but trump needs to fire more than that. he needs to fire the boogeyman, the closest monster and the tooth fairy. the tooth fairy is just a bad dudette.

  15. Sorry Trump. You CANNOT fire Trivago Guy. Even your powers have limits. I have to draw the line somewhere.

  16. D'ya think Macauly Culkin put his hands on his cheeks and said "AAAAAAH!" when he found out he'd been fired just now?

  17. These sections are simple brilliance. Both of them pull it off so well; I envy anyone who can say that sort of thing with a straight face.

  18. Went to high school with Jim Anchorton. Good guy, everyone liked him a lot. Obviously not as much as everyone likes Trump though. Duh…

  19. Too bad, Stephen, You used to be funny. But now it's time to go to Clown Heaven. At least you might make the Russians laugh once or twice.

  20. I downloaded the app so I can watch the full episode at once. it fucks up my YouTube watch lists. I keep watching the same shit over and over. I'll stick to YouTube. your app has waaaay too many commercials. and I have to search your name in the stupid CBS app because they don't think you deserve to be the first thing we see when we open the app. I demand respect.

    I am a manic depressive who loves world news and information and I couldn't get it without ending up in the luney bin if it were not for you Stephen thank you for giving me laughter between my tears for the disrespect of this beautiful land by a chetto.

    Now marry me!!!! Damn you love me back Colbert!!!!

  21. You Dems are degenerates… First you bitch about Comey allegedly rigging the election in Trump's favor, now you're bitching for Trump firing him, I'm not a Republican btw, but you guys are out of touch with reality, hypocrisy is your shtick.

  22. Mr Comely the people support you don't let this bully get away anymore this clown doesn't know what he is doing he is a miss leader not a leader he has made a mess and a fool of all america such a phoney tell him your fired!

  23. This type of propaganda works for a lot of people, I guess. People who pay attention know better. Comey wouldn't prosecute even one person over the leaked classified information mishandled by the Clinton campaign. When questioned by Trey Gowdy, Comey admitted that multiple acts of perjury were committed, by smashing phones and wiping computers, after evidence was requested. Comey was grossly negligent, and while leftist public relations representatives like Stephen Colbert try to create a new narrative, more events are transpiring and going uncovered. Seth Rich was a 27 year old DNC staffer that was murdered prior to the Wikileaks releases from the Clinton campaign. We now know that Seth Rich was in contact with Wikileaks before his death. The FBI have access to his laptop which has all the answers. Why don't you make a skit about that? I think it'd be funny.

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