Mean Tweets – NFL Edition #4

Mean Tweets – NFL Edition #4


TWEETS. ♪ >>HI, I’M TOM BRADY, AND I’M A CRYBABY, AND I HAVE A BUTTHOLE IN MY CHIN.>>I IMAGINE PATRICK MAHOMES BARBER IS A SUPER HERO WHO HAS TO RUN OUT AND SAVE THE WORLD EVERY TIME HE GETS HALFWAY THROUGH MAHOMES HAIRCUT.>>>THIS DUDE, TRAVIS KELCE, LOOKS LIKE THE NOTRE DAME LEPRECHAUN.>>CORY, HOLD MY [ BLEEP ], NOW YOU HOLD MINE.>>HIS NOSE IS SO BIG IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S BEEN LYING EVERY DAY FOR HIS WHOLE LIFE. THAT’S A GOOD ONE.>>FRAPRAY FOR DEVON. AIN’T NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM. HE JUST [ BLEEP ] SUCKS. >>MORE LIKE PANASONIC MICHELLE SO FAR.>>TY GIRLY IS A [ BLEEP ] SNOWFLAKE LOSER BITCH.>>[ BLEEP ]. [ BLEEP ] YOU TOM BRADY, YOU FAT BITCH. I HOPE YOU CRY. I DO CRY, TOO.>>WHY IS HE RUNNING LOOK LIKE FOREST GUMP RUNNING WHEN HE HAD THE BRACES ON HIS LEGS? THAT’S [ BLEEP ]ED UP.>>KLAMATCLAY MATTHEWS IS A GUY FARTS INTO A BOTTLE OF SUNNY D, PUTS IT IN THE FRIDGE AND CONSUMES IT THE NEXT MORNING.>>JOEY GOFF THROWS THE FOOTBALL LIKE HE’S GOT A [ BLEEP ] IN HIS PANTS.>>HE LOOKS LIKE EVERY OLD TIME E Y TABLE CLOTHS IN AMERICA GOT TOGETHER AND HAD AN ORGY AND MADE THAT OUTFIT.>>YOUR BRAIN FELL OUT WITH YOUR HAIR KICKING [ BLEEP ]. WHY DON’T YOU BITE MY ANGRY REBEL [ BLEEP ].>>[ BLEEP ] YOU, TOM BRADY. I HOPE YOUR DOG EATS CHOCOLATE AND GETS REALLY SICK AND THROWS UP ON YOUR SOCK. THAT’S [ BLEEP ]ED UP.>>Jimmy: YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU’RE ATTACKING — [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] — THE PETS YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR.

100 Replies to “Mean Tweets – NFL Edition #4

  1. Ok, come on…. that last joke on Tom Brady, wasn't even attacking Brady, they were talking about his dog. Wut did the dog do? His dog, didn't substitute, for quarterback, for Brady, against the Tennessee Titans.

  2. I love Tom's face when he gets to the part where he reads" I hope your dog eats chocolate " omg priceless..its like ok I can take the jokes but come on..

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