I am reporting to you live on location for LPS News. Moments ago, missing actor Tom Dawson
was reportedly spotted in this very neighborhood. According to eyewitness testimony, he conversed with perplexed fans before allegedly jumping in an Uber, and proclaiming that he desperately needed a latte. I am joined right here by one of the eyewitnesses. I couldn’t believe my eyes. Tom Dawson was right here in my neighborhood. He asked me what day of the week it was, and then he signed my used napkin. This isn’t the kind of thing you sell on eBay. This is the kind of thing you treasure for the rest of your life. It appears that this is, in fact, Dawson’s trademark scrawl. At this time, we’ve stationed crews at coffee shops around the city in anticipation of Tom’s appearance. Any further coverage will be delivered to you in real time. Pawdrey Hepburn, for LPS News.