Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t Know Why She Joined Instagram

Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t Know Why She Joined Instagram


>>Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU?>>I’M GOOD.>>Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT, AND YOU SMELL FANTASTIC, TOO. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THIS INSTAGRAM THING.>>IT’S CRAZY.>>Jimmy: THEY MEASURED IT. IT’S A GUINNESS BOOK WORLD RECORD. YOU BEAT PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN MARKLE.>>THE ROYALS. GENTLEMAN.>>Jimmy: YOU GOT TO A MILLION IN LIKE 12 SECONDS.>>LIKE THE MOST RELUCTANT PERSON TO JOIN INSTAGRAM.>>Jimmy: YOU DON’T DO THAT KIND OF STUFF.>>I DO NOW.>>Jimmy: WHY ARE YOU DOING IT NOW?>>I DON’T KNOW.>>Jimmy: WHO TALKED YOU INTO THIS?>>I DON’T KNOW. A LOT OF PEOPLE. JUST GOT TIRED OF, YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU RESIST PERSISTS.>>Jimmy: IT’S FUN TO LOOK AT THE STUFF.>>WELL, I HAVEN’T.>>Jimmy: YOU HAVEN’T?>>NO, I’M JUST TRYING TO BUILD CONTENT, AS THEY SAY.>>Jimmy: HOW DO YOU FOLLOW THAT PICTURE? I HAVE THE PICTURE RIGHT HERE AS A MATTER OF FACT. THIS IS, PEOPLE LOVE THIS, AND, BUT HOW DO YOU FOLLOW SOMETHING LIKE THAT? [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] IT’S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.>>I’LL GET THAT FRAMED FOR YOU.>>Jimmy: WOULDN’T IT BE FUNNY IF YOU ONLY POSTED REUNION PHOTOS OF YOU AND THE GROUP FROM “FRIENDS”, LIKE HERE THEY ARE AGAIN AT MY HOUSE.>>AND YOU START TO LOSE YOUR FOLLOWERS.>>Jimmy: IT DOESN’T COST ANYBODY ANYTHING. SO I THINK THEY’LL STICK WITH YOU.>>I HOPE SO.>>Jimmy: YOU PROBABLY GAINED ANOTHER 3 MILLION FROM THIS CONVERSATION. WHAT IF THE REAL BIG FOOT CAME OUT OF THE FOREST AND STARTED AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT, HE WOULDN’T GET THIS MANY FOLLOWERS. YOU KNOW? IT’S CRAZY.>>WELL, YES.>>Jimmy: YOU HAD A FAKE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT, DIDN’T YOU?>>IT WAS A STALKER ACCOUNT, YES. WHEN I WAS THINKING ABOUT DOING THIS, I SORT OF FIGURED IT WAS TIME TO KIND OF UNDERSTAND THE WORLD AND DIP MY TOE INTO THE SOCIAL MEDIA POOL.>>Jimmy: YOU KNOW, THE YOUNG PEOPLE WILL CALL IT A FINSTIGRAM. FAKE INSTAGRAM.>>YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GET A TEXT, AND THERE’S NOTHING HERE AND YOU REALIZE SOMEONE HAS PUT A HEART OR EXPLANATION POINT OR A THUMBS UP OR THUMBS DOWN ON SOMEBODY’S SOMETHING AND YOU’RE LIKE, YOU REALLY COULDN’T JUST WRITE, LIKE A HEART, I HAD TO SEARCH THROUGH AND THEN YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHO LEFT THAT THUMBS UP OR THUMBS DOWN. IT TAKES MORE TIME THAN WRITING A COMMENT.>>Jimmy: YOU’RE RIGHT. IN TRYING TO SAVE TIME, WE’RE WASTING A HUGE AMOUNT OF TIME.>>OF OUR TIME.>>Jimmy: AND NOW YOU’RE GOING TO WASTE A HUGE AMOUNT OF TIME LOOKING AT INSTAGRAM. BECAUSE YOU GET SUCKED INTO IT.>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: OH, YOU WILL GET SUCKED INTO IT.>>YOU JUST PUT A CURSE ON ME, YOU JUST SAID “YOU WILL BE SUCKED INTO IT.” I’M GOING TO TRY TO BE REALLY GOOD ABOUT IT.>>Jimmy: HOW OFTEN DO YOU POST, HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT?>>I HAVEN’T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.>>Jimmy: YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO PUT UP ANOTHER ONE.>>I DO. I KNOW THAT. AFTER, LIKE YESTERDAY, THEY WERE LIKE, I HAVE TO DO MORE NOW, I GUESS. THIS IS A BIG THING.>>Jimmy: IT’S THE LAW.>>THE LAW. JOICHL>>Jimmy: YOU GOT TO DO IT. I WATCHED YOUR NEW SHOW, AND ARE YOU FANTASTIC IN THE NEW SHOW. YOU ABSOLUTE LY ARE. IT’S “THE MORNING SHOW”. THE FIRST BIG SHOW FOR APPLE TV PLUS. YOU COULD BRING THE APPLE CORPORATION DOWN.>>DOWN.>>Jimmy: THE SUBJECT MATTER IS FANTASTIC. IT’S THE MORNING NEWS SHOWS.>>IT’S VERY TIMELY.>>Jimmy: THESE PEOPLE WE FEEL WE KNOW THESE PEOPLE.>>YOU WAKE UP WITH THEM EVERY MORNING. YOUR COMFORT FOOD. THEY SEND YOU OFF IN YOUR DAY FEELING GREAT OR NOT SO GREAT.>>Jimmy: DID YOU STUDY, DID YOU GO AND OBSERVE?>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: AND SOAK IT IN?>>I DID. WE’VE BEEN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF IT FOR SO MANY YEARS DOING THIS.>>Jimmy: RIGHT.>>BUT YES, I WENT AND SHADOWED GMA. GOT THERE AT 7:00 IN THE MORNING. AND IT IS A FASCINATING WORLD. IT’S LIKE AN ENGINE THAT REVS UP FROM 5:00 TO 7:00 AND IT’S LIKE SOMETHING YOU — THEY’RE LIKE, DO YOU NEED ADDERALL? I DON’T NEED ADDERALL.>>Jimmy: DID THEY SAY THIS IS MY DESK.>>NO, BUT ROBIN ROBERTS OF COURSE, THEM Y WERE ALL SO GRACIOUS. AND A LOT OF WOMEN WERE COMING UP, YOU GOT TO TELL THEM THIS, WE CAN’T DO THIS, AND IT’S ALMOST LIKE THEY’RE IN CAGES GOING GET ME OUT OF HERE.>>Jimmy: DO YOU FEED THAT CONTENT TO THE WRITER ON YOUR SHOW?>>NOT ALL OF IT. MOST OF THE STUFF I KEPT FOR MYSELF.>>Jimmy: YOU INTERNALIZED. SO DIANE SAWYER, YOU HAD DINNER WITH HER.>>YES.>>Jimmy: SHE MUST HAVE TOLD YOU SOMETHING GOOD.>>OH, SHE TOLD ME SOMETHING GOOD.>>Jimmy: TELL US SOMETHING.>>I CAN’T. YOU’LL SEE THE SHOW. SEE IF YOU CAN PICK OUT A DIANISM. I WORSHIP HER. I THINK SHE’S, IF CI COULD EMULATE ANYONE, IT’S HER.>>Jimmy: DID YOU TELL HER THAT?>>OF COURSE.>>Jimmy: DID SHE FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE?>>SHE LOVED IT. I TOOK INSTAGRAM PICTURE. I’M MAKING CONTENT, BABY.>>Jimmy: I DIDN’T REALIZE YOU’VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS SO LONG. ONE OF THE INTERESTING AND FUN PARTS OF THE SHOW, AND I DON’T WANT TO GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY IS YOU’RE DRIVING IN TO WORK.>>YES.>>Jimmy: IT’S NIGHT, VERY EARLY. AND YOU SEE THIS HUGE, DIGITAL BILLBOARD. YOU’RE ON IT, YOUR CHARACTER, STEVE CARELL IS ON IT. AND YOU LOOK UP AT IT FOR A SECOND, AND WE DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD AT THAT TIME.>>YES.>>Jimmy: BUT I WONDER, THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW A BILLBOARD OF YOURSELF LIKE THAT, DO YOU REMEMBER? DO YOU HAVE ANY MEMORIES OF THAT? WAS IT “FRIENDS”?>>I WOULD WANT TO SAY “FRIENDS”. BUT I’M NOT SURE. I HAVE ONE VIVID MEMORY OF “ALONG CAME POLLY”. I WAS DRIVING AND MAKING A LEFT RIGHT BY THE WHOLE FOODS, AND IT WAS THIS HUGE, AND THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I’D SEEN A BIG, BIG LIKE HORIZONTAL PICTURE OF MYSELF WITH MY CHARACTER’S NAME IN THE TITLE. I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY COOL.>>Jimmy: IT IS PRETTY COOL, RIGHT? IT IS PRETTY COOL. AND I IMAGINE YOU DIDN’T HAVE A CELL PHONE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF IT.>>I DIDN’T, BUT I HAVE IT RIGHT HERE.>>Jimmy: RIGHT HERE DOESN’T GET FOLLOWERS.>>NO, BUT IT GOES INTO HER.>>Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK WE’LL SEE A CLIP FROM THE NEW SHOW, CALLED “THE MORNING SHOW”. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.>>>YOU’RE EMOTIONAL ABOUT MITCH.>>I’M NOT EMOTIONAL ABOUT MITCH, I’M [ BLEEP ]. LISTEN TO ME!>>WHAT’S GOING ON? ARE YOU OKAY?>>I’M FINE.>>LISTEN, SARAH, I’M GOING TO HANDLE THIS.>>PUT ON YOUR [ BLEEP ] AND MEAN IT.>>HONEY, LISTEN TO ME. SOMETIMES WOMEN CAN’T ASK FOR CONTROL, SO THEY HAVE TO TAKE IT.>>Jimmy: THAT IS JENNIFER ANISTON IN THE “MORNING SHOW” WHICH PREMIERES NOVEMBER 1st. MOST OF THESE SHOWS HAVE TO USE FAKE PHONOGE GRAPHICS. BUT YOU ARE RIGHT THERE.>>WE HAD A GUY WHO WAS A TECHNICIAN WHO WAS HOOKED UP TO OUR ON-SET PHONE. EVERY TIME WE WOULD DO THIS, IT WOULD MIRACULOUSLY APPEAR. YOU JUST THINK IT AND THEY TYPE YOUR THOUGHTS.>>Jimmy: AMAZING. I’M GLAD YOU BROUGHT THAT UP. NOW THAT YOU’RE ON INSTAGRAM. BY THE WAY, I HAVE AN IDEA FOR YOUR NEXT REUNION SHOT.>>AMAZING.>>Jimmy: WE JUST TALKED ABOUT “ALONG CAME POLLY.” JUST IMAGINE I’M BEN STILLER. DO WE HAVE SOMEBODY WITH A PHONE? THIS IS THE FERRET.>>IS IT “THE” FERRET?>>Jimmy: THIS IS THE ONE. WHO IS THIS BALD MAN INTERRUPTING OUR SHOW. THIS HAS A PASS CODE, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?>>WHERE’S OUR TECHNICIAN?>>Jimmy: NO, WE’LL JUST.>>THERE SHE GOES.>>Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO HOLD IT, JEN?>>I GOT TO GET USED TO THIS, RIGHT? YOU GOT TO GET CLOSER TO ME. I KNOW THAT PART. OKAY, ONE, TWO. >>Jimmy: 2K3GOOD. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO KNOW EMOJIS, IF YOU’RE GOING TO BE THE NUMBER ONE INSTAGRAMER. SO NOW IT IS TIME TO PLAY A GAME. WHAT IS THIS STUPID GAME CALLED? EMO-JEOPARDY. THAT’S YOUR MODPODIUM RIGHT THE. THE GOAL HERE IS, WE HAVE TURNED SOME OF YOUR PROJECTS, MOVIES, TELEVISION, INTO EMOJIS, YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THE EMOJIS AND DECODE THEM, OKAY? >>OKAY.>>Jimmy: LET’S PUT UP THE FIRST EMOJI. WE HAVE PRIZES, TOO. WHAT DOES THAT REPRESENT?>>FRIENDS.>>Jimmy: YOU’RE OFF TO A GREAT START! NEXT EMOJI.>>”KILLING”. >>Jimmy: CLOSE. YOU’RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.>>MURDER MYSTERY!>>Jimmy: MURDER MYSTERY IS CORRECT!>>OH, WHAT AN IDIOT.>>Jimmy: YOU’RE TWO FOR TWO.>>MARLEY AND ME!>>Jimmy: MARLEY AND ME IS CORRECT.>>NEXT ONE, THIS ONE’S A LITTLE MORE DIFFICULT.>>OH, OH, OH, SPACE, UH, EARTH, OH, GOD. >>Jimmy: YOU WERE RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING.>>SPACE, SPACE WHAT COMES BEFORE SPACE?>>OFFICE SPACE!>>I HONESTLY COULDN’T SEE WHAT THAT WAS WITHOUT MY GLASSES.>>Jimmy: LET’S SEE ANOTHER ONE.>>DUMPLIN’.>>Jimmy: DUMPLIN’ IS CORRECT.>>UH, CAKE!>>Jimmy: CAKE IS CORRECT! YOU’RE RUNNING THE TABLE HERE.>>UH, HEARTBROKEN. HEARTS, BROKEN HEARTS.>>Jimmy: YOU WERE NOT IN A MOVIE CALLED BROKEN HEART.>>I WAS NOT. I WAS IN THIS ONE?>>Jimmy: YES.>>THE — >>Jimmy: THE IS CORRECT.>>THIS IS TERRIBLE.>>Jimmy: YOU ALMOST HAD IT. THE.>>THE COULD BE ANYTHING.>>Jimmy: THE BREAKUP.>>THE BREAKUP!>>Jimmy: AND FINALLY, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?>>OH, THE MORNING SHOW.>>Jimmy: THE MORNING SHOW IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. YOU’RE NOT GOING HOME, YOU’RE GOING HOME WITH SOME WONDERFUL PRIZES. THESE ARE EMOJI PILLOWS. PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO PUT THOSE IN YOUR HOME AND MAYBE WE’LL SEE THEM IN ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST.>>THEY WILL BE.>>Jimmy: JENNIFER ANISTON! “THE MORNING SHOW” PREMIERES NOVEMBER 1ST ON APPLE TV+. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DAVE MATTHEWS.

100 Replies to “Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t Know Why She Joined Instagram

  1. Kimmel needs to work on his interview skills … he doesn’t even let her finish talking. He needs to be a host, not a hog.

  2. I love how she didnt destroy herself with loads of plastic surgeries. Hope all the ladies of Hollywood stop being insecure about aging, sagging, and wrinkling.

  3. Why are people so ridiculously obsessed about the lives of "personalities". Get a life and stop wasting time worrying about other people's personal preferences. A "personality" is just a normal human being like anyone else.

  4. They should make a new friends but with ben and emma and their "friends" with guest appearances from the original cast

  5. God damin .. I cant imagine those ppl who’s dare dislike of most sweetest Angel I have ever seen ❤️❤️

  6. I will follow her anywhere. Im in love with her. I have have just about every moving she played in.she just gorgeous

  7. What you resist persist??
    What loser shared that foolishness concept?
    My experience is resist the devil and he will flee From you!I I pray you find Jesus Christ friend, neither will you think you have to dress revealingly any more. You will be a brand new you, and with power!

  8. The first photo she posted was the cutest thing I have ever seen! So heartwarming to see Friends together! I loved this show much

  9. If anyone aged 68 to 86 are old enough to be her parents, if anyone aged 86 to 104 are old enough to be grandparents

  10. This Women is just straight up Class….

    Now I have been in love before with some very Beautiful Women

    But NO WOMEN CAN COMPARE TO HER….

    Shes just an Amazing Work Of GOD……Wow

  11. Theory: Jennifer Aniston takes most of the cash and does green screen fake car rides maybe to save money… and I like my recent mornings and late nights shows.

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