Gutfeld: Scaramucci gets the attention he craves by turning on Trump

Gutfeld: Scaramucci gets the attention he craves by turning on Trump


AND THE MARKET WAY. THE GRADE UPHILL SHOW IS COMING UP.>>I THINK YOU HAVE TO CONSIDER A CHANGE AT THE TOP OF THE TICKET WHEN SOMEONE IS ACTING LIKE THIS. HE IS AWAY TO HIS PERSONALITY SO THE MINUTE YOU SAY SOMETHING HE DOES NOT LIKE HE FIGURES THAT HE CAN INTIMIDATE YOU LIKE A BULLY.>>THERE IS AN EVIL AND TRYING TO DIVIDE THE COUNTRY.>>SO MANY BIG WORDS. THE INVOLUNTARILY ALL MOUTH GUY WHO SAW AS A NON-SERIOUS BUTTHEAD IS NOW FINALLY BEING TREATED AS A SERIOUS BUTTHEAD. BECAUSE HE. IT’S A STRANGE NEW RESPECT ROPE. THE PEOPLE WHO CANNOT STAND YOU WILL LAVISHED WITH ATTENTION WANT YOU JUMP SHIP. NOW HE IS ON CNN AND NBC BC WHO TREAT HIM WITH ORACLE HELD TOGETHER WITH HER JOB. HE HOPES THAT ONE DAY HE WILL END UP ON REAL HOUSEWIVES OF CONEY ISLAND. [LAUGHTER] SO GOOD. HE IS AMONG THE DESPERATE ODDBALLS, THEY ROAM THE COUNTRYSIDE AND THE TRUMP SUPPORTERS THEY DEMEAN BECAUSE THIS IS LESS ABOUT THE ACCEPTANCE AND REJECTION OF THEM. HE IS BEST KNOWN FOR BEING CLOSE TO PARK FOR 13 SECONDS BREAK THAT IS A FACTOR. AFTER ALL HE HAS NEVER CHANGED IN THE LIMELIGHT FADING IN STARDOM WAS SO DELICIOUS BUT HE HAS MOVED ON, NOW HE WANTS TO BUY GREENLAND. THAT IS AWESOME. AND IT IS NO SURPRISE HE IS A REAL ESTATE GUY, HE WANTS TO BUY IT SO HE CAN FLIP IT. [LAUGHTER] AS GRANITE COUNTERTOPS AND SUBZERO FRIDGE, BATHROOM ENTITIES, DONE. IT LEAVES ME TOO WONDER, DO YOU LOVE TRAINS OR TRUCKS?>>I LOVE TRAINS AND TRUCKS OF ALL EVEN WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY AT FOUR YEARS OLD MY MOTHER WOULD SAY I LOVE TRUCKS, I DO NOT. I STILL DO, NOTHING CHANGES. SOMEDAY YOU MIGHT BECOME PRESIDENT BUT NOTHING CHANGES. I STILL LOVE TRUCKS.>>NOTHING CHANGES BUT WHAT ABOUT THE RAIN. IT’S SO TRUE, HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH ABOUT THE UMBRELLA AND WHAT DO WE SEND THEM?>>WE SEND THEM WHEAT. IT’S NOT A GOOD DEAL. AND THEY DON’T EVEN WANT OUR WEEK. THEY DO BECAUSE THEY WANT US TO FEEL IT WERE OKAY. THEY DO IT TO MAKE US FEEL GOOD.>>ALL OF A SUDDEN IT STOPS THE WIND AND THE TELEVISIONS GO OFF. IN YOUR WIVES AND HUSBANDS SAY DARLING, I WANT TO WATCH DONALD TRUMP ON TELEVISION TONIGHT BUT THE WIND STOPPED BLOWING AND I CANNOT WATCH, NO ELECTRICITY IN THE HOUSE.>>REMEMBER WHEN THE CITY WOULD BUILD LITTLE PIECES.>>THE CITY USED TO BUILD LITTLE PIECES OF THE PIECE THERE, LITTLE PIECE HERE, A FEW YEARS LATER A LITTLE PIECE HERE, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR CAMPAIGN MANAGER I HEARD HE IS TALL.>>HE IS NOW OUR CAMPAIGN MANAGER AND HE’S ONE OF THE TALLEST HUMAN BEINGS I’VE EVER SEEN. IT’S NICE WHEN YOU DON’T HAVE TO LOOK FOR ANYBODY YOU JUST LOOK OVER AND SEE A GUY TWICE AS TALL AS EVERYBODY.>>WHETHER YOU LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM YOU HAVE TO VOTE FROM.>>WHETHER YOU LOVE ME OR HATE ME YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR ME. [LAUGHTER] [CHEERING] WHAT IS THE DEMOCRAT STRATEGY TO BE BORING? THURSDAY CLAIMS WHAT PEOPLE WANT IS OPPOSITE OF TRUMP SOMEONE NOT SO EXHAUSTING WHO DOES NOT FORCE YOU TO THINK CONSTANTLY ABOUT POLITICS. I GET IT, PROMISING SERENITY IS PERSUASIVE GOING FROM TRUMP TO BIDEN IS LIKE PUTTING ON A COMPANY’S WATER AFTER A WEEKEND OF WEARING NOTHING BUT LEATHER CHAPS. [LAUGHTER] I KNOW THAT FEELING. BUT IT’S BS. REMEMBER THESE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO MADE POLITICS PERSONAL AND FAILED OUT OF. NOW THEY ARE TIRED OF POLITICS INTERFERING WITH THEIR GLOOMY PERSONAL LIVES. SCREW YOU, NOW YOU KNOW HOW WE FELT SINCE THE 1960s, THEY HAVE BEEN INJECTING POLITICS INTO EVERYTHING, SPORTS, MOVIES, BEDROOMS. USE THIS DRAW YOU TURTLES. WORK OUT AT EQUINOX. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY FAKING. SO THIS TRUMP IS SO EXHAUSTING IS JUST BS. BASED ON THE FACT THAT THE BS THERE’S FINALLY HAVE RELOCKED THE POSITION. IT’S LIKE WHEN THEY TALK POLARIZATION, THAT’S CODE FOR THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN THERE WAS ONE SIDE. POLARIZATION REQUIRES AN ADVERSARY AND BEFORE TRUMP REPUBLICANS DID NOT HAVE ONE THAT COULD BE THE UGLINESS COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE. BEFORE TRUMP’S THEY COULD CRAB ON YOU DAY AND NIGHT. NOW THE REPUBLICANS HAVE A APPLE CANYON AND IT AIN’T NEVER GOING TO STOP SHOOTING CRAB AT THEM. OF COURSE NOW THEY WANT NORMALCY AS THEY INTENSIFY THEIR OWN CAMPAIGN AND THEY KEEP WIDENING THE TARGET. IT IS NOT TRUMP WHO IS THE PROBLEM IS THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM AND HIS FAMILY AND THE PEOPLE THAT VOTED FOR HIM AND DID NOT VOTE FOR HIM AND THE PEOPLE WHO WATCH THEM ON TV AND DON’T FOAM AT THE MOUTH WHEN HE IS MENTIONED IN THE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT ACTIVELY RESISTING HIM. IT’S A RACE WAR, THE LEFT PUNISHES HALF OF THE POPULATION BY TARGETING, SMEARING ANY BUSINESSES THAT MIGHT EMPLOY ANYONE WHO WOULD SUPPORT TRUMP. ONE WONDERS HOW FAR THIS COULD GO.>>WHAT DO YOU NEED?>>MACADAMIA NUTS, THEY ARE GROWN IN HAWAII, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS IN HAWAII AT TRUMP INTERNATIONAL HOTEL. HAWAII DIRECTLY BENEFITS FROM THE HOTEL. NO I WILL NOT BE HAVING ANY OF YOUR MACADAMIA. IS THAT A FAIR SHARE?>>FAVORITE TEAM.>>WOW.>>FLYERS IN PHILADELPHIA? IT’S IN PENNSYLVANIA ESTATE TRUMP ONE IN 2016 NICE WHITE SUPREMACY.>>YOU MEAN LIKE CAPTAIN AMERICAN ACTION FIGURE, HUMANE MARBLES CAPTAIN MORGAN ACTION FIGURE THE SAME CEO GAVE MONEY TO DONALD TRUMP THIS YEAR.>>WHAT IS THAT A BANDANNA?>>NICE BANDANNA JUST LIKE THE ONE WORN BY BRET MICHAELS AND CELEBRITY APPRENTICE HOSTED BY DONALD TRUMP RATE WHAT ABOUT YOUR SHOES? AREN’T THOSE THE SAME SHOES THAT WERE ON 49th STREET BETWEEN FIFTH AND SIXTH AVENUE WHERE SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE IS FILMED, THE SAME SNL WHO GAVE DONALD TRUMP A PLATFORM BY LETTING HIM HOST THE SHOW TWICE. WHAT ABOUT YOUR 5-YEAR-OLD DRAWINGS, THE USED CRAYOLA CROWNS OWNED BY HALLMARK WHICH OWNS HALLMARK CHANNEL WHICH AIRED A FILM BROADCASTING CHRISTMAS WITH ED TRUMP SUPPORTED DEAN CAIN. HOW DARE YOU. IS THAT KILT? YOU KNOW TRUMP’S MOTHER IS SCOTTISH. [LAUGHTER]>>FINE.>>ARE WE GOOD UNTIL THURSDAY?>>THANKS TRUMP. [LAUGHTER] [CHEERING]>>LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’S GUEST. AUTHOR AND POLITICAL COMMENTATOR MARK STEIN. [APPLAUSE] EVEN HIS ATTACK WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. JOE MACKIE.>>SHE IS FUNNY SMART, CAT TIP.>>AND IF YOU BORROW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS HE MAY NEED A LADDER TO GET OUT,. [CHEERING] RECOVERED A LOT, FEEL FREE TO COMMENT ON ANYTHING WHAT ABOUT SECURE MUJI, GREENLAND, THE TRADE WAR AGAINST AMERICANS BY AMERICANS,.>>I’M GOING TO GO BACK TO THE PRE-CREDIT, I HAVE NEVER SEEN RACHEL MADDOW TELLING A JOKE BEFORE. [LAUGHTER] SHE HAS THE WHOLE HILLARY BOBBLE HEAD WHEN HILLARY TELLS A JOKE. SHE HAS THE HILLARY — AND WHAT WAS SHE SAYING, TRUMP WANTS TO BUY GREENLAND SO HE CAN BE THE KING. THIS IS WHY ALL THE PROFESSIONALS CALL IT. THAT IS WHY THEY’RE SO EXHAUSTED BY TRUMP. AND THEY ARE NOT DISCIPLINE TO BE BORN. WHEN THEY SAY MAKE AMERICA BUOYANT AGAIN, AS YOU SAY FOR DECADES THEY’VE INSISTED THEIR GUYS ARE FASCINATING. LIKE CLINTON, OBAMA, EVEN AL GORE THEY PUT HIM ON THE COVER OF VANITY FAIR, VOGUE, “ROLLING STONE”, THEY PRETEND THEY ARE CELEBRITIES. IN THE EVEN PUT ON THE COVER OF VANITY FAIR. HE THINKS INSTAGRAM MEAN HIMSELF IS INTERESTING. THAT IS THE POINT ABOUT POLITICS. THEY DID BORING THINGS BUT THE MEDIA REPRESENTED AS GLAMOROUS. SO BETO O’ROURKE IS GLAMOROUS. IN A WAY THAT BOB DOLE’S HAIR IS NOT. EVEN THOUGH I WOULD BET HE HAS A LOT MORE. [LAUGHTER] SO I THINK IT TAKES INTENSE GUTS ENCOURAGED TO HAVE THE CONVICTION OF YOUR OWN BORING US. AND THEY DON’T HAVE THE INTEGRITY TO BE AS COMPLETELY BORING AS THEY SHOULD BE. I AM GOING TO TRY IT FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW. [LAUGHTER] IS GOING QUITE WELL SO FAR.>>YOU HAVE A HEAD START. JOE WHAT ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT? GREENLAND, ANYTHING?>>IT HAS BEEN A ROLLER COASTER FOR GREENLAND BECAUSE IF YOU READ WHAT HE ACTUALLY SAID HE WAS IN A MEETING AND SAID DENMARK IS HAVING A LOT OF TROUBLE WITH HOW MUCH IF THE SPEND AND SOMEONE SAID YOU SHOULD BUY IT AND HE SAID IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE, WHAT DO YOU THINK? IT’S NO POINT THAT HE WAS GOING TO BUY IT BUT PEOPLE WERE OFFENDED AT THE IDEA THAT AMERICA WANTED TO BUY THEM. YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE]>>I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THERE’S SUCH A CONSENSUS AMONG DEMOCRATS THAT WHAT THEY NEED TO BEAT DONALD TRUMP IS BORING CANDIDATE. IF THAT WERE THE CASE HILLARY CLINTON WOULD HAVE ONE IN 2016. SHE IS BORING AND ACTUALLY IMPRESSIVE THAT SHE MANAGES TO BE SO BORING. USUALLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN THE SUBJECT OF INVOLVED CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION ARE AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT EXCITING. [LAUGHTER] SHE IS THE MOST BORING CRIMINAL EVER. LIKE I HAVE EATEN RICE CAKES WITH MORE PIZZAZZ. I JUST THINK THAT MAYBE THEY SHOULD THINK ABOUT THAT BUT THEY DON’T.>>LAST WORD. I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD SINCE I WAS A LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL. I WITNESSED A LOT OF RACISM BUT THIS WHITE RACIST STUFF IS AWESOME. WE’RE GOING TO FIGHT WHITE PEOPLE. THIS IS AMAZING, YOU TOO LITTLE WHITE BOY IN THE TRUCK YOU BEEN BOUGHT. WE HAVE COME — WE HAVE TO BACKUP, WERE ABOUT TO BUY WHITE PEOPLE. [LAUGHTER] YOU PUT A UNIQUE SPIN ON THIS.>>THIS IS AWESOME, ALL WHITE MEN –>>GREENLAND.

34 Replies to “Gutfeld: Scaramucci gets the attention he craves by turning on Trump

  1. I am a Christian, Conservative member of the NRA. However I do believe in Abortion under certain circumstances. How many weeks old is Rachel Madcow?

  2. CNN is in serious insanity mode, they have lost it. Hey President Trump won it may last 4 years but your insanity last forever.

  3. Scaramucci is small man with a big ego, I think he should go hangout with Fredo Cuomo, they could sit around stroking each other.

  4. Gutfeld has forgotten that Trump is not even smart enough to operate the umbrellas he references. Most of the rest of us can still remember that Trump could not gather enough mental steam to figure out how to close an umbrella. His resolution to this dilemma; simply leave it open on the ground to the entrance of Air force One. let someone else worry about it. Gutfeld is an imbecile, just like the president he worships.

  5. At a 57% turnover rate for Trump's staff, the problem might not be the staff. Trump needs to start looking in the mirror. Either he sucks at hiring or managing. I'd say both.

  6. Madow on her hate for Trump. "It's a living".
    Mucc is the perfect decoy. Democrats will chew him up until they figure out his game.

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