Gutfeld on buying Greenland

Gutfeld on buying Greenland


>>♪ ♪>>HERE’S A SENTENCE I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SAY: PRESIDENT TRUMP POSTPONED A TRIP TO DENMARK BECAUSE THE PRIME MINISTER WON’T SELL HIM GREENLAND. I AM OKAY ABOUT IT. IT’S A RAINY LITTLE MONARCHY WITH 100 ISLANDS. CANCELLING A MEETING WITH DENMARK IS LIKE BLOWING OFF LUNCH WITH THE 3rd COUSIN WHO WAXES HIS MUSTACHE. WHETHER IT’S GREENLAND, OMAR OR SLEEPY JOE, ALL YOU ARE WATCHING IS A SHOW. THEY ARE COMIC SIDEKICKS. TRUMP TURNED HIS PRESIDENCY INTO HIS DREAM JOB. A TALK SHOW ON WHEEL AND DOESN’T HAVE TO SPRING FOR THE BUDGET AND LIVES IN HIS OWN GREENROOM. THE MEDIA FOLLOWS LIKE GROUPIE. AND TRUMP CAN OFFER AN OPINION THAT FUELS THE NEXT EPISODE. IT’S GENIUS. THEN THE TWEET FROM TRUMP. THIS IS NOT JUST A PRESIDENCY, IT’S THE TRUMAN SHOW REDONE AS THE TRUMP SHOW WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE TRUMP IS WAY FUNNIER THAN JIM CARREY. THE DANGEROUS IS FOLLOWING THE MEDIA’S LEAD AND GETTING OBSESSED WITH THIS. THEY REACT TO EVERY NEW PLOT TWIST AND THAT’S NOT HEALTHY. SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE SHOW. IT’S FUN UNTIL SOMEBODY LOSES AN I-LAND.>>I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.>>I THINK DENMARK IS PLAYING HARD TO GET. THEY WANT THE HIGHEST BID.>>LIKE ART OF THE DEAL.>>YES. [LAUGHING].>>I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO DENMARK. NEVER BEEN. REMEMBER IN ALL OF THESE THINGS, THE PRIME MINISTER HAS POLITICS TOO AND HAS TO DEAL WITH HER PRESS THAT IS NOT THE SAME. THE PRESIDENT DIDN’T EXPECT THIS TO LEAK. IT’S A POSSIBILITY. THEN IT LEAKS. NOW WE ARE IN A FIGHT WITH DENMARK?>>THIS IS LIKE TRUMP IN THE SENSE THAT HE ASKS QUESTIONS THEY WOULD ASK. DOES ANYBODY OWN THE MOON?>>WE DO.>>CAN I BUY EASTER ISLAND?>>I BET I COULD.>>EVERYTHING YOU TELL TRUMP IS A CONSIDERATION. HE WILL TALK ABOUT IT OPENING AND THIS IS SOMETHING WE CAN CONSIDER. THEY TALK ABOUT IT AND HE CHANGES HIS MIND. HE WILL TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT ANYTHING. I AM STILL ON MANIFEST DESTINY GREENLAND. EVERYONE SAYS GLOBAL WARMING IS CAUSING THINGS TO MELT. DENMARK, PUT IT TO A VOTE. THEY CAN DECIDE. ON A SERIOUS NOTE, IN 10 YEARS THE MEDIA WILL BE SAYING WHAT ARE WE DOING ABOUT THE CHINESE AND GREENLAND? THEY WANT TO MINE IN GREENLAND AND PUT A BUNCH OF AIRPORTS IN GLEAN LAND. — KOREAN LAND. — GREENLAND. CHINA IS ON A 100 YEAR PLAN AND CHINA IS ALREADY THERE. WE ARE PLAYING THE SHORT GAME AND THEY ARE PLAYING THE LONG GAME.>>WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT AFRICA AND BRAZIL?>>A NEW GREEN DEAL.>>I WAS STRUCK THE WAY HE DOES DIPLOMACY HE CALLED HER NASTY.>>HE CALLED A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT.>>I KNOW. I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE! HE CONFIRMS THE JOKE.>>IT’S NOT A JOKE.>>IF IT WAS JUST A PRIVATE DISCUSSION, WHY DID HE SAY, NO, I REALLY THINK THIS IS AN IDEA. HERE’S THE HISTORICAL BACKGROUND. IT WAS ABSURD. THEN HE SAID WHY ARE YOU CALLING IT ABSURD? THE PROBLEM IS WITH HIM AND NOT WITH THE PEOPLE IN DENMARK OR GREENLAND.>>[OVERLAPPING TALKING].>>YOU ARE HAVING A MENTAL BREAK DOWN. IT’S FUN.>>YOU THINK IT’S THE TRUMAN SHOW.>>YES.>>THE TRUMAN SHOW WOULD BE LIKE A COMEDY.>>THIS GUY IS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR PRESIDENT.>>EVERY SINGLE U.S. PRESIDENT WOULD ACQUIRE GREENLAND IF THEY HAD THE CHANCE. TWO PAST U.S. PRESIDENTS TRIED TO ACQUIRE GREENLAND. THAT’S NOT ABSURD. HE IS OPEN TO THIS. YOU KNOW WHO IS NASTY? THE DANISH LEADER WAS NASTY. ALL SHE HAD TO SAY WAS WE LOVE GREENLAND. I APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES ALSO HAS LOVING FEELINGS TOWARDS THIS PART OF THE WORLD. MAYBE WE CAN DISCUSS IT WHEN WE HAVE THIS MEETING WHICH I EXPECT CAN GO GREAT TO SOLIDIFY U.S. AND DANISH RELATIONSHIPS. SHE RUDELY DISMISSED IT AS ABSURD.>>I WOULD USE IT TO EXTRACT CONCESSIONS FROM THE UNITED STATES. THEY ARE UNDER-BUDGET ON THEIR NATO DUES BY A COUPLE OF BILLION DOLLARS. STRING TRUMP ALONG.>>HEY, GREG.>>THERE ARE PEOPLE IN GREENLAND. SHE SAID YOU CAN’T BUY PEOPLE.>>[OVERLAPPING TALKING].>>[LAUGHING].>>THAT’S ABSURD.>>RUSSIA IS A HUGE THREAT BUT THE ACQUISITION OF GREENLAND WOULD DETER RUSSIA.>>YOU SHOULD BE THE NEXT AMBASSADOR TO GREENLAND OR THE GOVERNOR OF GREENLAND.>>YOU ARE TRYING TO GET ME OUT OF HERE?>>NO, THERE ARE DIPLOMAT SOLUTIONS.>>WE COULD CONSIDER ALL OPTIONS AND BUY AS MANY INTERESTING THINGS AS WE CAN.

47 Replies to “Gutfeld on buying Greenland

  1. Juan Williams can't be that dumb. He must be nothing more than a shill to make Fox look "fair & balanced." Any time I hear his voice, it is like fingernails across a chalkboard. I can't stand Democrats anymore; not that really exist anymore. Go Trump 2020 if not only to spite those dumb asses.

  2. Greenland is a distraction and the kicker is the the media is covering it, and giving real news an honorable mention.

  3. Im not going to church because my mom won't buy me a new hot wheels…
    You go Trump, if they don't listen fall to the ground and start kicking and screaming.
    That will show them!

  4. ORRRRRRR Trump could of said "i respect" Denmark's rejection of the idea.
    It was just an idea.

    We are friends, friends toss around ideas.
    No harm no foul.

    Instead he threw a fit and canceled the meeting.

    We need a man in charge, not a spoiled rich child.

  5. Trump was selected due his apparent control over his own emotions.

    He has shown the builders he is not the guy for the job in his lack of self control.

    Games is games, yet he clearly can not handle rejection.

    We should have rejected him at the birth of the "concept".

    An you all know it, you just have not come to face it yet.

    Perfect vision is 20/20

  6. My god this is how low fox has fallen if you can justify it just pretend it’s a joke “ ohhh trump comedic genius” right …

  7. I don't normally watch this show because of they constantly interrupt each other. I wanted to hear Juan complete his thought. He is usually off the mark, but lets be fair. I also didn't hear who else wanted to buy / bid on Greenland, 4:30 ,again because of talking over each other. Sounds more like an argument than a conversation.

  8. This is a great idea! Manifest destiny returns! Denmark doesn't want to sell, so let's do like Russia does — just send a couple US ranger units there to take over like the "little green men" in Crimea. Our excuse: the Inuit population is oppressed and we need to make them part of the same country as the Inuit in Alaska.

  9. Only the brain-dead inmates of Fox studios could attempt to pass off Trump's offer to buy Greenland as a joke, though in a sane world that is exactly what it would be. But it was not a joke, Trump was perfectly serious. This is the point at which everyone in America must acknowledge that the country is being run by an imbecile lunatic. Buying Greenland would cost billions of dollars. Running it would cost more. And Greenland is covered in ice – what the hell use would it be?

  10. Whatever he offered cut it in half. Next time cut it more. Maybe he can get them to pay the USA to take it off their hands.

  11. Greenland would make America 3 rd largest country by land in world. Plus China wants it too. So why dont we get a piece of land that create returns. On investment.

  12. Its SO nice not to be confused when the head of your country speaks. When our PM says Greenland is not for sale and the proposal is "Absurd", I know she is to be taken BOTH literally AND seriously… on an even more serious note….Good friends tell good friends when their house is on fire. Dear American PEOPLE: YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!

  13. America wants Greenland so that neocons can build military bases there to have Russia completely surrounded and pushed out of the Arctic. It's part of their Russian containment strategy.

  14. Trump can't understand why somebody would feel insulted when asked to sell out his country. The word 'patriotism' is a mystery to him and his only motivation is Donald's money.

  15. Greenland is an independent country. But it is still under the danish crown. Denmark cant sell Greenland. That would be like if Taiwan was selling China.

  16. Yes, Juan, let's let the people of Greenland choose. All 56,000 of them on an island more than twice the size of Texas, The strategic importance of Greenland cannot be underestimated. China is consistently r=trying to move in. Trump knows this. Project "Ice Worm" should be investigated by those with a curious mind.

  17. This comment section has some of the most arrogant people on Earth.

    Every part of the United States we’ve bought was either during westward expansion from France that funded the Napoleonic wars(1803), or Alaska from the Russian Empire(1863)when they had just lost the Crimean war, and couldn’t afford to settle and protect it compared to the rest of the country when foreign imperialism was still a genuine threat. Not only is Greenland a Constituent country in its own right, Denmark is not going to sacrifice it in today’s economy. Besides, reaping potential industries would twist the climate and significantly raise carbon emissions when that’s the last thing we need.
    It’s pathetic that people have to explain this to snowflake conservatives who perceive that the president knows everything he’s doing and its effects inside and out spotlessly.

  18. Well, Alberta would welcome statehood whole heartily! We’d all love to distance ourselves from corrupt liberal easterners…no shortage of resources here…how can we sign up?

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