Gutfeld on 2020 Dems trying to act human

Gutfeld on 2020 Dems trying to act human


DANA. ♪ ♪ IF HE COULD CHANGE A TIRE, MAYBE YOU COULD CHANGE THE WORLD.>>I’M CHANGING THE TIRE ON THIS TRUCK. IT’S THE ONE, THAT WENT GREAT. IT BEATS WATCHING HIM CLIP HIS EAR HAIR.>>WHEN YOU DON’T GET IT CUT, IT CAN BE NASTY.>>Greg: YEAH, DRAGGING YOU TO THE DENTIST TO SEE THE INSIDE OF HIS GAPING MOUTH.>>SO, I’M HERE AT THE DENTIST, AND WE ARE GOING TO CONTINUE OUR SERIES ON THE PEOPLE AT THE BORDER.>>Greg: SO WHAT’S NEXT FOR SLENDER MAN? WHAT OTHER IMPERSONATIONS OF A REGULAR GUY CAN HE DO? CAN HE HAMMER A NAIL INTO THE COFFIN OF HIS DEAD CAMPAIGN OR DIG A DITCH WHERE HE CAN BURY THE UNSOLD COPIES OF “VANITY FAIR”? MEANWHILE, SHE GETS AN EAR FULL OF REALITY FROM A FOREIGNER. FARMER>>I DON’T AGREE WITH THAT. [LAUGHS]>>Greg: THE TRUTH LEFT HER COLD AS, LOVE FINDS NO.>>OKAY. I WANT TO MAKE YOUR HEALTH CARE WAY YOU LIKE IT.>>Greg: THEN SHE THREW HER BEHIND BARS. WHILE THAT WAS BAD. NEITHER LIZ OR MARLA FEEL COMFORTABLE. THEN THERE’S TRUMP. LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM, HE’S ACHIEVED ONE GREAT THING. BY COMPARISON, HE MAKES EVERY POLITICIAN WHO STILL ACTS LIKE ONE LOOK KIND OF FUNNY. NEVER LET HIS UNIQUE PERSONALITY BECOME SUBSERVIENT. YOU’D THINK THEY’D FIGURE THIS OUT BY NOW. YOU AREN’T GOING TO BEAT TRUMP WITH LET’S PRETEND WE ARE REAL. YOU WIN BY BEING REAL. TOO BAD THAT’S NOT AN OPTION FOR THE DEMOCRATS. THE ONLY REAL PEOPLE THEY HAVE SEEM TO BE IGNORED OR MOCKED, LIKE MARIANNE. THE OTHERS, COOKIE-CUTTER CLONES. HERE’S THE COOKIE MONSTER. THE THING IS, DANA, EVERYBODY JUST KIND OF LOOKS FAKE. TRUMP BROKE THAT, AND IT CAN’T EVER BE THE SAME, AND THERE’S ONLY ONE PERSON ON THAT BATTLEFIELD THAT CAN MATCH HIM. AND I THINK WE KNOW WHO THAT IS.>>Greg: MARIANNE?>>Greg: MARIANNE WILLIAMSON. SHE’S NOT PRETENDING TO BE ANYBODY. SHE’S THE REAL DEAL. SHE’S FIGHTING A PSYCHOLOGICAL BATTLE, WHICH MAKES ARE DIFFERENT THAN ALL THOSE OTHERS.>>Dana: THE INTERESTING THING THAT YOU JUST SAID IS THAT THE BACKFIRE IN AND EXPOSES THEIR ON THE HEALTH CARE PIECE WITH KAMALA HARRIS, IT’S LIKE, WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU REALLY FOR? AND HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO THESE THINGS WITHOUT MESSING ANYTHING ELSE UP? WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT HEALTH CARE TO A SENIOR CITIZEN, THEY LOVE THEIR MEDICARE AND THEY DON’T BELIEVE THAT THEIR MEDICARE WILL REMAIN THE SAME IF YOU PROVIDE MEDICARE FOR ALL. THEY NOTE THAT THAT ISN’T POSSIBLE. BETO HAS THIS PROBLEM OF NOT LOOKING AUTHENTIC, LIKE A GIMMICK. LET’S PUT ASIDE WHAT HAPPENED IN EL PASO. BUT, THE STUFF THAT HE DID, LIKE AT THE DENTIST. AND THEN YOU HAVE WARREN. HER LEFT-WING AGENDA IS PRETTY MUCH DONE ON ARRIVAL OF MIDDLE AMERICA. IT IS TARGETING, ZEROING IN ON THEIR BIGGEST VULNERABILITY. WE WANT WHAT CAN THEY DO? IT SEEMS LIKE THEY CAN’T FIGURE IT OUT. THEY ARE KIND OF IN A PICKLE.>>THEY ARE IN A PICKLE. THAT’S A GOOD WAY OF PUTTING IT. I THINK ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS THAT TRUMP DID WAS DESTROY THE FAKENESS OF AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNING. I HATE THIS BUSINESS WHERE THEY TRY TO DEMONSTRATE THEIR AUTHENTICITY BY, WE KNOW HE DOESN’T CHANGE TIRES. IN A VEHICLE THAT IT HAD ITS TIRES DONE BY BETO O’ROURKE ANYWAY. WE WANT WHY A GERMAN AUTO WAY, MARK?>>Mark: I’M IN NEW YORK. IT’S A CRAZY STATE IN MANY WAYS.>>Greg: IT IS.>>Katie: ONE OF THE THINGS ABOUT TRUMP IS, IT’S A BIPARTISAN THING. I LIVE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE. WE DON’T GET THE MYPILLOW ADDS. WE JUST GET THESE POLITICAL ADS ALL THE TIME. I’M PROUD TO SAY I WAS BORN THE SON OF A MAILMAN. HE WAS A LEHMAN BROTHERS. HE IS THE BROTHER OF A LEHMAN. HE SAYS “I’M PROUD TO SAY I WAS THE SON OF A –” I’M PROUD TO SAY I GREW UP THE SON OF A PRESIDENT. WE HAD IT TOUGH ACT THEN. TRUMP DESTROYED ALL THAT. YOU CAN’T GO BACK TO IT.>>Greg: YOU. WHAT ABOUT, THE MOST AUTHENTIC PERSON BEHIND MARIANNE IS BERNIE. HE’S THE REAL DEAL.>>Mark: FIRST OF ALL, I’M STUNNED.>>Juan: HE IS NOW THE BIGGEST FAN OF MARIANNE WILLIAMSON IN THE WORLD. THIS IS A TOTAL SET UP.>>Greg: YOU ARE READING IT INCORRECTLY.>>Juan: I KNOW, BECAUSE I’M ALWAYS WRONG. HUMANIZING POLITICIANS IS AMERICA’S APPLE PIE. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE. YOU DON’T TELL YOUR CANDIDATE TO GET HUMAN, TO BE AUTHENTIC, YOU ARE NOT A POLITICAL CONSULTANT. IF SOMEBODY TOLD THE DONALD TRUMP, “WHY DON’T YOU HIRE SOMEONE TO STAND AROUND.” I BELIEVE THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED.>>Greg: IT’S A TV SHOW. IT’S ALWAYS GOING TO BE A TV SHOW FOR TRUMP. BUT HE’S NATURAL. HE’S NATURAL NATURAL.>>Juan: A TACO BOWL ON CINCO de MAYO?>>Mark: THAT WAS DEHUMANIZING DEHUMANIZING.>>Greg: ONE, YOU KNOW WHO TRUMP DOESN’T TALK ABOUT? MARIANNE WILLIAMSON. HE DOESN’T TALK ABOUT HER.>>Dana: EARLY ON, I THINK IT WAS AT ONE OF THE DEBATES, YOU SAID, SHE’S THE ONLY ONE UP THERE THAT IS ACTUALLY TALKING TO PEOPLE IN A LANGUAGE THAT THEY CAN UNDERSTAND.>>Juan: THE GOOD THING ABOUT HER IS THAT SHE SAYS YOU CAN’T OUTRUN ANYBODY. YOU’VE GOT TO TALK TO THEM ON AN EMOTIONAL LEVEL. REMEMBER, SHE SAID TRUMP IS DARKNESS AND HATRED AND YOU’VE GOT TO COME WITH LOVE AND LIGHT.>>Greg: THAT IS A COHESIVE ARGUMENT.>>Juan: BUT IT’S ALL ABOUT PERFORMANCE.>>I GET WHAT THEY WANT TO SEEM RELATABLE. REMEMBER PRESIDENT OBAMA. I THINK IT’S REALLY SAD THAT YOU NEED CONSULTANTS TO TELL POLITICIANS TO BE A HUMAN. BUT I THINK IT’S SAD, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE FINE IF BETO WERE OUT THERE. HE CHANGED THE TIRE THE WAY I CHANGE A TIRE. IT’S PRETTY OBVIOUS TO EVERYBODY. THEY ARE TRIPPING OVER THERE OWN FEET TO TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THEIR VOTERS WANT. THIS ONE WORKED RUNNING AGAINST SOMEBODY LIKE MITT ROMNEY. I THINK IT WOULD WORK AGAINST SOMEBODY WHO WAS A PROGRAM TO CANDIDATE. BUT THEY ARE RUNNING AGAINST THE GUY WHO WON BY JUST SAYING WHATEVER HE HAD TO SAY, BEING HIMSELF. SOMETIMES HE’S NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT, SO IT DOESN’T WORK. THEY SHOULD SPEND LESS TIME TRYING TO DO THIS AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT, HEY, WHO ARE RERUNNING AGAINST AND IF WE ACTUALLY WIN, DOMINIC. SAY WHAT HE’S GOT TO SAY.>>Juan: THAT’S WHY HE WALKS UP BEHIND HILLARY CLINTON AND LOOKS LIKE A — HE DOES ALL OF THESE THINGS.>>HE MAKES MISTAKES. HE MAKES MISTAKES, ONE, BUT IT’S REAL. HE’S THAT DOMINIC GOT THAT FEEL OF THIS IS HOW HE WOULD FEEL.>>Juan: THAT’S WHY WHEN I SIT AROUND, I GET ALL THE WOMEN WHO

100 Replies to “Gutfeld on 2020 Dems trying to act human

  1. The Brave Pensioners telling Harris Hands of our Medicare , Yes the Lovely Pensioners have been watching DJT POTUS 2020 and know he is the man . Harris looking like she might be joining them very soon .

  2. At least it's possible to comment here on Gutfeld's vid. I've had enough of Fox disabling comments on their site. We get accused of being fascists; well, here's evidence our accusers are right. Can't watch the liberal media and now can't even watch Fox. What's left? BBC?

  3. Beto changing a tire, kkkharris in the nursery home insulting the elderly, Pocahontas in the field with the cows……………….these are few examples of demon democrats

  4. Forget about Omar & Tlaib the real lie is; Trump approves the allocation of $38 billion to Israel in 2018. Israel has the largest lobbyist group in the US to continue the US spending millions on them. Question Power of Pro-Israeli Lobby, no more foreign money buying our politicians. Netanyahu agenda is always leading the US into Israel wars for its benefit. They did it in Iraq with Netan the Yahoos intelligence speech on their weapons of mass destruction. They're doing it again in Iran, they pulled us into Syria and they have not sent a single Israeli soldier to die in any of these wars along Our side. Perhaps Congress its time to stop sucking up to your wealthy donors and call Israel what it is an occupation and Subligation of innocent Palestine’s. And thanks to Fox for blocking comments on this issue and Epstein, care of Ruppert Murdock.

  5. It’s quite simple Juan.. Trump is a jackass and doesn’t pretend he’s not. Beto is a joke and he’s trying desperately to prove he’s just one of the guys. Beto is a pansy and he’s trying to look masculine … how about this Nancy, put on some man clothes while you’re pretending to work and don’t hold a wrench like a 10 year old girl terrified of getting dirty.

  6. Beto looked like he was going to have a seizure from turning that jack handle a few times. Wow, he's really one of us.

  7. Trump's presidency is one loooong political stupid stunt; from is unending mindless stupid tweets to his mindless rallies to his mindless interviews. He has crossed the 10,000 mark now in terms of how many lies he has told. That is INCREDIBLE.

  8. What's funny is most people who like trump like him because he is not politically correct. They confuse this with him being honest and sincere. He's still screwing you, he just found a new political strategy is all.

  9. I'm not sure that I want to see the "real" Beto,,,or any of them. Tell me sweet nothings and we'll let it go at nothing.

  10. Sorry Juan . He won't need to hire me or anyone else . I'll wear his shirt and openly campaign for this great President . The money he's putting in our pockets is coming from his policies . His promises . His saavy . KAG!!!!! The sociacrats hate him because he's exposing them daily .

  11. Question: why bother having desperate, schlumpy, mopey, whiny Juan on the five?
    Answer: he makes a convenient foil HA HA HA!

  12. no one pointing out that he doesn't know how to change a tyre? you don't go from one nut to the one next to it. you're supposed to criss cross like you would drawing a star without lifting your pen. <best way I can explain that. going to kill himself if he does that

  13. He drives a Toyota, not even American. Yes I know some plants for Toyota are in the US, but they're still a Japanese vehicle.

  14. The real person thing to do would have been call triple A to change that tire. LoL… question is…who popped his tire?

  15. I love this show. Having a dem constantly reminding of the reality is awesome regardless of show gets what and think about.

  16. Yes, the Republicans have always been dumb, because they always play into the Lefts games in the first place… they allow the Left to set Social precedence by reacting subserviently to their continuous stunts.

  17. Where is Tucker??? Bring him back! He told the fricken truth and Dems had him black balled??? Are they fricken in charge of this country?? Their idiots and so are you guys if you cancel Tucker!! Stop giving in to these LEFTISTS!!

  18. Cookie Monster 2088 hell yea. MAGA ☑️ Dems falling apart☑️ Keeping America Great ☑️ Sorry Demo-rats you still suck☑️ hahahaha

  19. Hey Juan, on Trump "walking up behind Hillary." Review the footage, Trump never left his side of the stage and remained by his podium at the debate in question. Hillary purposefully went to Trump's side of the stage, when she spoke, Trump remained at his podium.

  20. Juan.. its clear.. you'd rather look really dumb than be authentic.. its obvious Fox hired you to disagree with everything Trump to make the show interesting.. Fricken sell-out

  21. I absolutely can't stand the black guy on this show and not because he is black, because he is an idiot and is completely brainwashed with the liberal Democratic mindset

  22. 1. Beto could make an Apple Pie.
    2. Beto could play a catcher at a baseball game.
    3. Beto could show how to clean a horse stall.
    4. Beto can show how to pick a ripe watermelon.
    5. Beto could visit a Nursing Home.
    6. Beto could paint a fence.
    7. Beto could could milk a cow.

  23. Would someone tell Juan to use his inside voice and stop saying "guess what". Guess what mommy, I just took a huge dump in my pants, again…

  24. i almost missed this one, i almost missed this one, i almost missed this one, etc ;: ) ….

    NEVER STOP DOING WHAT YOU DO GUYS !!! …(hmm, is that racist?)

  25. You go back 20 years and Trump is still Trump . He doesn't change just to get votes from one group, then change the next day to votes from another group , That's what Queen Hillary did and it came across as just acting ( and it was just acting ) with Trump you got exactly what you saw , love him or hate him you have to admit he has done awesome things for the country

  26. Listening to Juan is like nails on a chalkboard. But I’m glad he’s on the show to validate how delusional the Dems are. 🙄

  27. Trump is the worst president ever ….. dementia – corrupt  –  liar  –  racist  – moronTrump is the worst president ever ….. dementia – corrupt  –  liar  –  racist  – moronTrump is the worst president ever ….. dementia – corrupt  –  liar  –  racist  – moronTrump is the worst president ever ….. dementia – corrupt  –  liar  –  racist  – moronTrump is the worst president ever ….. dementia – corrupt  –  liar  –  racist  – moron

  28. The liberal democrats do not have an ounce of dignity left. Demoralize the nation and attempt to socialize society. Never a positive word from these do nothing degenerates. Whatever they are getting paid it's way to much. Pelosi's strategy is to divide and conquer. That's exactly why Trump is the man for the job.

  29. Beta-Gumby rightfully called his neo-yanktank,,,a truck…..some greenie HE is….and does he realize the "concentration camps"…ALSO have dentists and doctors?
    I jusr love that cookie monster comparison.

  30. I get what Gutfeld is trying to do with this format, but to the core, he just isn't funny so it ends up being really cringeworthy.

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