Donald Trump Loves Kim Jong Un More Than Melania

Donald Trump Loves Kim Jong Un More Than Melania


FOR ME. THE UNITED STATES AND CANADA HAVE ONE OF IF NOT THE CLOSEST RELATIONSHIP OF ANY TWO COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD. WE SHARE THE WORLD’S LONGEST BORDER. OUR MILITARIES WORK HAND IN HAND. WE HAVE THE LARGEST TRADING RELATIONSHIP OF ANY TWO NATIONS ON THE PLANET. BUT WE ALSO HAVE DONALD TRUMP, WHICH COMPLICATES THINGS. AND THIS IS AN INTERESTING NUGGET. BACK IN 2017 OUR PRESIDENT SENT HANDWRITTEN NOTES TO THE CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER, JUSTIN TRUDEAU, AND HE WROTE THOSE NOTES IN SHARPIE. FOR REAL. AXIOS REPORTED WHEN TRUDEAU GOT THE FIRST NOTE IN SHARPIE HE FELT IT WAS A PRANK. THEY CALLED THE WHITE HOUSE TO MAKE SURE THE NOTES WERE REALLY FROM TRUMP. SOMEBODY HAD TO SAY, YEAH, YEAH, HE SENT IT IN SHARPIE. NOT JUST SHARPIE. SILVER SHARPIE. HE USED A SILVER SHARPIE PEN. SO ONE OF THE NOTES HE WROTE ON THE COVER OF BLOOMBERG BUSINESS WEEK, “JUSTIN TRUDEAU IS ON THE COVER, AND THEY CALLED HIM THE ANTI-TRUMP. AND TRUMP WROTE, “LOOKING GOOD. HOPE IT’S NOT TRUE.” [ LAUGHTER ] JUST TO RECAP, TRUMP TORE THE COVER OFF A MAGAZINE, WROTE ON IT IN SHARPIE, AND MAILED IT TO THE PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA. LIKE THE ZODIAC KILLER OR SOMETHING. [ LAUGHTER ] JUSTIN TRUDEAU, BY THE WAY, ISN’T THE PRESIDENT’S ONLY PEN PAL. TRUMP WAS BRAGGING THIS WEEKEND ABOUT A LOVE LETTER HE RECEIVED FROM HIS MAN IN NORTH KOREA.>>I GOT A VERY BEAUTIFUL LETTER FROM KIM JONG UN YESTERDAY. IT WAS DELIVERED, HAND-DELIVERED — IT WAS A VERY POSITIVE LETTER.>>WHAT DID HE SAY?>>I’D LOVE TO GIVE IT TO YOU. I REALLY WOULD. HE REALLY WROTE A BEAUTIFUL, FROM TOP TO BOTTOM, A REALLY BEAUTIFUL LETTER.>>Jimmy: SO BEAUTIFUL HIS LIP GETS ALL SWEATED UP TALKING ABOUT IT. [ LAUGHTER ] HE MENTIONED HIS THREE PAGES FROM TOP TO BOTTOM. AS IF WORD COUNT MATTERS. LIKE IT’S A BOOK REPORT. AND IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH HE TWEETED ABOUT THE LETTER TOO. HE SAID THE LETTER CONTAINED A SMALL APOLOGY FOR TEST THE SHORT-RANGE MISSILES. I’M SURE THAT — I’D LOVE TO SEE IT. I BET ANYTHING THERE’S NO SNAUL APOLOGY, THERE’S NO APOLOGY OF ANY SIZE IN THAT LETTER. THAT IS A LOAD OF CRAP. BUT HE WENT ON AND HE SAID I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING KIM JONG UN IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE. THIS IS HOW HE RESPONDS AFTER A MISSILE LAUNCH. HE PROBABLY SAW THE WORD “LAUNCH” AND THOUGHT IT SAID LUNCH. [ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS LIKE, HEY. IT WAS LIKE HE MADE A FRIEND AT DICTATOR CAM. AND NOW HE WANTS TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER. I DON’T KNOW WHAT HIS PLAN IS WITH THIS BUT THE PRESIDENT HAS SHOWN KIM JONG UN SO MUCH AFFECTION, WATCH THIS. WATCH THIS AND TRY TO IMAGINE HIM SAYING ANY OF THIS STUFF ABOUT MELANIA.>>MY RELATIONSHIP IS VERY GOOD WITH CHAIRMAN KIM.>>I HAVE A VERY GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH KIM JONG UN.>>I HAVE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP WITH KIM JONG UN.>>I THINK THE RELATIONSHIP THAT WE’VE DEVELOPED HAS MEANT SO MUCH TO SO MANY PEOPLE.>>I HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM. I LIKE HIM. HE LIKES ME.>>HE’S QUITE A GUY AND QUITE A CHARACTER. AND I THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS VERY STRONG.>>HE FOLLOWS MY TWITTER.>>BUT HE’S NEVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYBODY FROM THIS COUNTRY AND HASN’T HAD LOTS OF RELATIONSHIPS ANYWHERE.>>THE RELATIONSHIP IS REALLY A GOOD ONE.>>WE RESPECT EACH OTHER. WE RESPECT EACH OTHER. MAYBE WE LIKE EACH OTHER.>>AND THEN WE FELL IN LOVE. OKAY? NO, REALLY. HE WROTE ME BEAUTIFUL LETTERS. AND THEY’RE GREAT LETTERS. WE FELL IN LOVE.>>Jimmy: WELL, THERE YOU ARE.

100 Replies to “Donald Trump Loves Kim Jong Un More Than Melania

  1. 2:47
    "I like him, he likes me
    Oh, how happy now we can be
    Makin' love underneath the apple tree"

    (Slightly paraphrased) lyrics from "Bony Moronie" by Larry Williams, 1957

  2. He acts like he's half asleep when he is with any other president/leader, But when he's around Dictators… he just won't stop praising them.. not because he thinks they should think more like the USA, but that we should think more like them. I think he has at multiple times hinted at the idea that this country would be better to be more like a dictatorship.

  3. I remember when Kimmel hosted The Man Show. Spent a lot of time degrading women and making fun of other races but magically now he’s some kind of “hero” spokesman. I know what and who he really is.

  4. Three BILLION DOLLARS in American money to Israel needs to be cancelled NOW! The extremist named Netanyahu is a scourge against humaniy. Quit handy my taxes to Israel . Trump avoided ten years of taxes. Use his.

  5. Mr. Trump keeps Kimmie's love letters in his inside jacket pocket to keep them close to his heart. Kimmie wears a MAGA hat to bed to help him think of his love affair with Don Don.

  6. How does Kim manage to keep a straight face through all of this? I would be laughing so hard if I was standing behind Trump.

  7. For once FOR ONES I would cream my jeans if One Reporter had the Balls to call him out on just ONE lie of his JUST ONE! Is that too much to ask???????????????????

  8. Yep. I'm trying to think of a nation at the moment more mocked and despised. It used to be the DPRK, but Trump turned the USA into a joke on his own.

  9. Donald Trump is a tragic liar and childish sort of adult. Zero respect, zero faith in the United States anymore.
    An unsympathetic dangerous tragedy for the world

  10. Given Bernard Sanders' history, I would expect a relationship between Sanders and Kim Jong Un to be even more hot and sloppy.

  11. America is super shame these days, I remember when it was a place too visit… how times have been terribly changed 😷

  12. Think about this. This is The President of United State of America saying he fall in love with dictator who murdered his own uncle and hundred of thousands of North Koreans. Imagine if Obama said that?.

  13. Thank GOD for our great president. President Trump is fighting these GODLESS and evil demoncrats and helping the American people the whole time he's doing it. The only ones who doesn't see it is the GODLESS and devil owned demoncrats and their GODLESS and devil owned supporters.

  14. ahahhaaha another trump hating media and their dogs in the comments you guys got the best country in the world too many countries in the West are leftist pussies be greatfull idiots

  15. Trump may be more in love with Kim than Melania, but he'd still have unprotected sex with a nasty pornstar behind Kim's back quicker than he can say, "Grab em by the pussy!"

  16. A United States president saying he fell in love with a North Korean dictator. Can any of his supporters see anything wrong with this. If not you truly are deplorables…

  17. America is friendly if other country is friendly to them. Lets all be friendly so that no more hatred what so ever.

  18. Trudy is a idiot sorry but that is
    True lights are on but not much
    In in the cranium .
    Kim Jung is smart but he wont
    Let go of old ideas like china did and does china knows its a global Super Power and Leads
    The World not just china but the World 👹👹👹

  19. I thank God every day that I don't live in the US. I detest your horrible president. He's a threat to the whole world.

  20. Kim Jong Un loves him, the China trade talks are progressing, Lucy says I won't pull the football away this time Charlie Brown.

  21. I would hate to be the guy who has to hand deliver letters to this moron. They would be the modern day version of food testers and cupbearers.

  22. I heard that the next time they meet they are going to compare hands and then have an intimate game of hand jousting.

  23. That's what happens when two authorative figures say "I wear the pants around here" while the other says the same. And best solution " taking off the pants"

  24. They said when you focuse on sex with your kind age.theis so many that you wanna go all ages.then you do all marriages.then you started to get tired from it…
    Then you go in the closet and then you exit..
    With a totaly new person.

    Check mate.

  25. If NK-Kim is such a lover why not make them a Democratic Republic Mr. Deal Maker? Using, "Art of the Deal" ideas of course!

  26. Will you ever shut up about Donald Trump? Look, I disagree with all of Donald Trumps policies, but it seems like you are completely incapable of saying 1 positive thing about Trump.

  27. Spanky mushroom
    d-%€k and Kim dung Ewwww🤮
    A bromance straight from
    He🔥🔥
    All the way from swamp to slimy toxic swamp…

  28. Day by day Donald Trump's mental health is deteriorating… It's DEFINITELY the right time for him to leave the WHITE HOUSE…..

  29. Man it’s soooo awful how the president is trying to denuclearize a dangerous country making making friends and trying to end it. Must be awful

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