Donald Trump Cold-Calls Michael Bloomberg

Donald Trump Cold-Calls Michael Bloomberg


-Well, my new poll numbers are
in, and it’s not looking good. There’s only one thing
left to do — make cold calls
to normal, everyday Americans and try to win back
their support. [ Line ringing ] Congratulations,
you’re speaking to Donald Trump. I’m calling undecided voters who are way less rich
and way less successful than me. What poor loser
am I speaking to? [ Cheers and applause ] -Mike Bloomberg. -Wait a second. The Michael Bloomberg of
Bloomberg News and Bloomberg TV? -That’s right. -And “Bloomberg Med”
and “Chicago Bloomberg” and “Bloomberg 3: Tokyo Drift”? -Sure, Donald.
-Well, this is fantastic. I was gonna ask you
for your vote, but now that I have you
on the phone, how about I just ask you some
questions like an interview? Even a stable genius like me
would like to pick Mike Bloomberg’s very smart,
very huge brain. -You know I’m running
against you, right? -Like I said — very dumb brain. It’s a teeny-tiny,
very small brain. Okay, let’s get started — Why exactly are you running
for president? -Well, I’ve joined the race to return our country to sanity
and honesty… [ Cheers and applause ] …so we can be proud
of America again, and step one is giving you
a New York goodbye. [ Cheers and applause ] -Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What’s a New York goodbye? -Sending you back to Queens
in a Yellow Cab while Times Square Elmo
flips you off. [ Laughter,
cheers and applause ] -Wow. That’s very mean, Mike.
Very mean. Very nasty. Very nasty. Very nasty answer. Didn’t expect that from you.
Very, very nasty. Next question —
What makes you think you’d be a better president
than me? And you can’t cheat
and use facts. [ Laughter ] -Well, let’s see —
I’m a self-made businessman, a proven leader,
and a New York icon, whereas you just play
those things on TV. [ Laughter,
cheers and applause ] Plus, I was mayor
of the greatest city in America with the greatest audience
in the world. [ Cheers and applause ] -Well, I do love
New York City mayors. I even keep one as a pet.
Good boy. Good boy. Good boy. But, anyway, this is
the big leagues, Mike, the bigly big leagues,
so let me ask — What would you do if you got
to sit where I’m sitting? -Well, first, I’d wipe
the KFC grease off the seat… [ Laughter ] …maybe take some of those
Kid Rock posters off the walls, and then I’d tackle key issues
like climate change and gun safety
and income inequality… [ Cheers and applause ] …which would mean
raising taxes on billionaires. -Wait. I’m gonna have to pay
more in taxes? -No, I said billionaires. [ Laughter,
cheers and applause ] -That was a low blow, Mike. I’m actually a very successful
person just like you. I’ve created and run
many beautiful businesses, and none of them have failed… besides the casinos. -And the university?
-Oh, yeah. -And the magazine.
-That’s right. -And the steaks.
-Uh-huh. -And the water.
-Forgot about that one. -And the board game.
-I did that? -And the vodka.
-Pour one out. -And the airline.
-Okay! Okay! Okay! Let’s change the subject!
I don’t like this. I don’t like this game. [ Cheers and applause ] Here’s one more very perfect,
very important question — Are you watching the Super Bowl
this weekend? -Yes, I am. Actually,
I have a 60-second commercial airing during the game. -Really? Me, too.
What’s yours about? -It’s about an important issue
facing our country right now and how I can use my experience
as a mayor and business leader to bring America forward. -Cool. In my commercial, I get really
angry, then I eat a Snickers bar and turn into Betty White. [ Laughter ] -Well, it’s been a fun
interview, “Mini” Mike. That’s my nickname for you,
by the way, Mini Mike. Do you have
any nicknames for me? -Well, usually,
I just call you that [bleep]. [ Laughter ] -Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Stop that!
I’ve heard enough. I’ve heard enough. I guess you learn a lot of
colorful words in New York City. Rudy! No! Rudy! I got to go, Mike.
Rudy just peed on the carpet. No, Rudy! Bad boy! Rudy!

100 Replies to “Donald Trump Cold-Calls Michael Bloomberg

  1. Sort like Bloomberg, now. Right on point. New York Goodbye – back to Queens in a yellow cab while Times Square Elmo flips you off!

  2. This is too funny .๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    ."Times Square Elmo"..Oh my goodness๐Ÿ˜‚
    ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ. J I M M Y ….๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. I would take Bloomberg's racist ass over Trump any day
    At least he admitted when he was wrong
    Trump will double down on his bullshit

  4. Fuck bloomberg, he doesnt give a shit about the people and is catering to the audience entirely. He must have paid jimmy tremendously for this interview. Bernie or yang gang 2020

  5. Being a Trump supporter I will never understand how exactly Democrat voters get their view that Trump is ruining America. He's the best President there's been in many decades. The Left and the Right have never been so far apart.

  6. He wants to tackle income inequality ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

  7. Ok I enjoyed that even though Iโ€™m 100% supporting Bernie Sanders.
    Bloomberg is more coherent than Biden, no wonder he is taking some of his voters.

  8. Bloomberg you suck your campaign videos all over YouTube suck you claim to have done so much as mayor of New York but yet you look at the stats you did nothing. Keep your ass out of the Carolinas

  9. in other countries, you get publicly strung up by your balls for even muttering something bad about your president. we are a disgrace.

  10. He does deals for two countries and only involves one. Now there is a true negotiator and a stable genius. We must assume the country you do not involve but dictate to will just jump on board with open arms. This guy is the true definition of a moron. If he wants to be a dictator he should stay in his own country since it appears he may have a slim majority of fellow morons that are easily dictated. The world laughs. Great again; sure whatever you want to believe. I would say a dangerous joke that the world laughs at now but definitely not viewed as a greater country under Trump.

  11. Why would we trade one billionaire for another. Bloomberg is out of touch with the average american and his record as mayor isn't so great.

  12. Comedy should poke fun at everybody just came across is a paid advertisement for Bloomberg. also I wouldn't normally get nitpicky but since this was so poorly executed Trump's numbers are the highest they've been since his election and higher than Obama's ever work currently so the whole loaf on there it is the only laughable part about this

  13. Apparently itโ€™s the most boring who become multi-billionaires, and Iโ€™m talking about Bloomberg. I love the Bloomberg TV, but he himself is so boring.

  14. drop out Bloomberg! Nobody needs you here! You have enough possibilities to do good with your money! Don't fucking spend it on a stupid vanity project, because you don't want to pay your fair share of taxes! DROP THE FUCK OUT!

  15. I love Mike. So stoked for 2020. He is now number 2 in Florida ( must win) and in double digits in national polls. Go Mike!

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