(Confusing News) This is the North Korean news. After 10 years of development, North Korea has finally made a car remote. With this you can open your car door from far away. Comrade Byeoli, try using it. Thank you. It’s not working. This is how you use this. Extend the key out… And then… That’s amazing! Be careful as you might be struck by lightning while opening your car door on a rainy day. Next is news on South Korea. South Korea lacks proper transportation. South Korea lacks the technology to make proper modes of transportation so they ride rickshaws on train tracks as well as cross rivers on bananas and on ducks! And comrades that lack even these just ride on a ball! We can’t contain our pity at their primitivity! And South Korea lacks proper heating facilities that there are expressions like this. And what are they? – Tremble, shiver, quiver! / – Gosh! It’s so cold that their saunas are cold and… It’s even cold wearing a winter coat. We can’t contain our pity! Now, it’s time to meet a famous person. We’ll bring in Comrade Lee Jeomrye who is a spy in South Korea. Hello. I’ve just terrorized South Korea. I’m Lee Jeomrye! And what kind of terrorism did you commit? I’ve placed a large bomb at a South Korean retro club. And what is that large bomb? It’s me! How horrifying! As a result, the shocked people took out real hammers to attack each other while doing the HOT hammer dance causing it to become reply, 911 instead of “Reply 1997” in this revolution I caused! I will give it my all to make South Korea a mess. I’m Lee Jeomrye! Good work. Next, we’ll watch news on the Supreme Leader who has come to Hyeju village. ♪ Flash, flash ♪ ♪ In command ♪ To tell you about our Supreme Leader, he can make sand into rice and pinecones into grenades! Supreme Leader. I’m so hungry, sir. Save me! Save me! He’s been sent somewhere where there is no hunger. I feel so unwell, sir. Save me! Save me! He’s been sent somewhere with no pain. I missed my deceased father so much, sir! What the… Save me! Save me! He’s been sent to his father. Peace has returned in Hyeju village. ♪ Flash, flash ♪ Such a touching and emotional scene. Lastly, Reporter Lee Changho is in South Korea to give us news on South Korea. Reporter Lee Changho! This is Reporter Lee Changho in South Korea. I am at a South Korean bank. And what is a bank? It is a prison camp. The situation here is very dire. They lack rice so they fill their bellies with just chili paste! Gosh, why won’t this open? This child is so hungry that she butchers her pet baby pig herself! And what is that behind you? The organs of prisoners are removed and sold for money! Customers 21 and 22. Two comrades have gone and will never return. This makes me so sad my tears could fill… Excuse me. What brings you here? Well… Um… Oh! You’re here for the long-term loan. – No! / – This way. – No! / – This way please. I don’t want to! Save me! May Reporter Lee Changho rest in peace. The people of North Korea, have a lovely night.