Bruno Mars Carpool Karaoke

Bruno Mars Carpool Karaoke


THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME
GET TO WORK TODAY. THIS TRAFFIC HAS BEEN TERRIFIC. WHAT HAVE WE GOT? ♪ TONIGHT
I JUST WANT TO TAKE YOU HIGHER ♪ THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE SKY
>>SING IT JAMES!>>James: SING IT
LET’S SET THIS PARTY OFF RIGHT ♪ PLAYERS, PUT YO’ PINKY RINGS
UP TO THE MOON ♪ GIRLS, WHAT Y’ALL
TRYING TO DO? ♪ TWENTY FOUR KARAT MAGIC
IN THE AIR ♪ HEAD TO TOE
SOUL PLAYER ♪ LOOK OUT UH
SECOND VERSE FOR THE HUSTLAS ♪ GANGSTAS, BAD BITCHES
AND YA UGLY ASS FRIENDS ♪ CAN I PREACH
CAN I PREACH ♪ I GOTTA SHOW ‘EM
HOW A PIMP GET IT IN ♪ FIRST, TAKE YOUR SIP
DO YOUR DIP ♪ SPEND YOUR MONEY LIKE MONEY
WE TOO FRESH ♪ GOT TO BLAME IT ON JESUS
HASHTAG BLESSED ♪ THEY AIN’T READY FOR ME
♪ I’M A DANGEROUS MAN WITH SOME MONEY IN MY POCKET
♪ SO MANY PRETTY GIRLS AROUND ME AND THEY WAKING UP THE ROCKET
♪ WHY YOU MAD FIX YA FACE
♪ AIN’T MY FAULT THAT Y’ALL BE JOCKING
♪ PLAYERS, PUT YO’ PINKY RINGS UP TO THE MOON
♪ GIRLS, WHAT Y’ALL TRYING TO DO?>>James: YOU SEEM LIKE
YOU’RE IN A GREAT MOOD.>>WHAT’S NOT TO LOVE?>>James: I WAS GOING TO SAY
IF I WAS WEARING THAT LEVEL OF SILK, I WOULD BE HAPPY AS WELL. IF I COULD JUST THAT WAY EVERY
DAY I WOULD BE OVER THE MOON. NO CHANCE, IF I WORE THAT I’D
LIKE LIKE I WAS HAVING A BREAKDOWN. I MEAN IT’S SO — IT’S A
BREATHABLE FABRIC.>>YOU DON’T WANT THAT ON YOUR
SKIN?>>James: OF COURSE I WANT IT
ON MY SKIN, 2, 4, 7, 3, 45. THERE ISN’T A HAT THAT COMES
WITH IT. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.>>James: IS THAT RIGHT? I HAVE SOME HATS HERE, IF I WEAR
THIS HAT I LOOK LIKE AN UNDERTAKER.>>OR MY DRIVER.>>James: LET’S GO LET’S SEE
THIS. IT’S ALMOST FLASH ALMOST FLASH. HANG ON, WHAT ABOUT THIS GUY?>>JAMES.>>James: I CAN’T WEAR THIS
ONE. THIS IS I FEEL LIKE A HAT YOU
WOULD WEAR. SEE WHAT I MEAN? LOOK AT ME! I MEAN YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY
SERIOUS. IT’S INSANE. WAIT, HERE’S THE ONE. I FEEL LIKE I’M JUST A GUY IS
CONSTANTLY WAITING FOR HIS ♪ NEVER HAD MUCH FAITH IN LOVE
OR MIRACLES, MIRACLES, UH! ♪ NEVER WANNA PUT MY HEART
ON THE LINE, UH! ♪ STAY OFF YOUR CASE BECAUSE I
CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE LIGHT ♪ ♪ BUT I WANT TO STAY AYAY, YOU
TAKE ‘CAUSE YOUR SEX
♪ TAKES ME TO PARADISE YEAH YOUR SEX
♪ TAKES ME TO PARADISE AND IT SHOWS
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ‘CAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE,
♪ I’VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN FOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG
♪ YEAH YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE, I’VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN
♪ FOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
KNOW — I WANT TO PERFORM AND THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO?>>FOUR YEARS OLD.>>James: FOUR YEARS OLD. DOING WHAT?>>I WAS IMPERSONATING ELVIS
PRESLEY.>>James: SHUT THE FRONT
DOOR.>>IN WAIKIKI.>>James: WHAT DID YOU DO?>>GOING TO A PARTY AT THE
COUNTY JAIL ♪ ♪ BEGAN TO SING ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD THAT JAILBIRD SING ♪
♪ EVERYBODY LET’S ROCK, EVERYBODY LET’S ROCK PHOTO♪
>>James: DON’T HAVE THE LIPS. WELL NO, WHAT’S QUITE GOOD EVEN
IN THIS CAR RIGHT NOW YOU’RE YOUNG ELVIS AND I’M SORT OF FAT
ELVIS. WILL WE EVER GET A FAT BRUNO,
THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, IS THERE A TIME WHEN YOU ARE JUDGES
GOING TO GO TO TOWN TON BURGERS AND THE FRIES?>>IF THAT HAPPENED, THEN I
DIDN’T MAKE IT ♪ I’D CATCH A GRENADE FOR YA
THROW MY HEAD ON A BLADE FOR YA ♪ I’D JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN
FOR YA ♪ YOU KNOW I’D DO ANYTHING
FOR YA ♪ OH OH, I WOULD GO THROUGH
ALL THIS PAIN ♪ TAKE A BULLET
STRAIGHT THROUGH MY BRAIN ♪ YES, I WOULD DIE FOR YA BABY
BUT YOU WON’T DO THE SAME>>James: ..IF THE PIN WAS IN
THE GRENADE, I’D CATCH IT. BUT IF YOU TOOK IT OUT I’D RUN. .♪
VERSACE ON THE FLOOR ♪ OH TAKE IT OFF FOR ME
FOR ME, FOR ME NOW, GIRL ♪ VERSACE ON THE FLOOR
OH TAKE IT OFF FOR ME, FOR ME, ♪ FOR ME, FOR ME NOW, GIRL
I UNZIP THE BACK ♪ TO WATCH IT FALL
>>James: NOW THIS LINE, I UNZIP THE BACK AND WATCH IT FALL
IS A VERY ROMANTIC WAY BUT WHEN I GET HOME WITH MY WIFE AND SHE
SAYS CAN YOU UNDO THIS, IT TAKES ME ABOUT A GOOD FOUR TO SIX
MINUTES IN WHICH ALL THE ROMANCE IS GONE. BECAUSE THERE’S THE LITTLE BIT
AT THE TOP, THAT YOU CAN’T — IT’S A PUZZLE BUT THEN YOU’VE
GOT THE SPANKS IN THE SONG. YOU’RE NOT YOUR SPANKLESS.>>THAT’S FOR REMAKE. ♪ LET’S JUST KISS TILL WE MAKE
‘TIL WE’RE NAKED ♪ OOH, VERSACE ON THE FLOOR
♪ TAKE IT OFF FOR ME, FOR ME, FOR ME, FOR ME NOW, GIRL
♪ VERSACE ON THE FLOOR>>LET THE SHOULDER DO THE
TALKING.>>James: ..A GIRM LIKE THIS
WAS NOT AROUSED.>>LET HER KNOW.>>James: I’M CONFUSED. IT’S DIFFERENT WHEN I DO IT. I’M SPRINKLING.>>BACK OF THE SHOULDER, GO.>>James: OKAY. OKAY. I’M IN THE SHOULDER ZONE.>>YOU LICKING THE LIPS. IT AIN’T BE UNTIL YOU’RE LICKING
THE LIPS. SLOW DOWN. ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT, IT’S WARMING
UP ♪ ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT, IT’S WARMING
UP ♪ ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT, BABY? IT’S WARMIN’ UP
♪ OH, SEEMS LIKE YOU’RE READY FOR MORE, MORE, MORE
♪ LET’S JUST KISS ‘TIL WE’RE NAKED
♪ OOH, VERSACE ON THE FLOOR>>James: YOU AND I ARE VERY
DIFFERENT IN THE BEDROOM. IF I BRING THOSE SORT OF
SHOULDER MOVES I’D BE LIVING ON MY OWN IN E-WITH A ROOM MATE
OVER A GAS STATION. AND SNOB I LIVE WITH IS WEAR
VERSACE.>>WHAT ARE THEY WEARING?>>James: TARGET. ♪ THE ONLY ONE YOU WANT TO LOVE
AND SOMEONE ELSE’S ARMS ♪ ♪ AND ALL THE THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE
♪ IF I KNEW ONE DAY YOU WOULD COME
♪ NOW, BABY, NOW, BABY, NOW, BABY OH, BABY, PLEASE, LET’S
♪ LEAVE THE PAST BEHIND US SO THAT WE CAN GO WHERE LOVE
♪ WILL FIND US YEAH, WILL FIND US
♪ I KNOW ONCE GIRLS WOULD LEAVE ME
♪ BUT I KNOW THAT YOU BELIEVE ME
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>James: SO WHAT’S YOUR
RIDER? WHAT DO YOU ASK FOR IN YOUR
DRESSING ROOM?>>WHAT DO I WANT IN MY DRESSING
ROOM? SOME BOOZE SOME WATER,
WET-WIPES.>>James: THAT’S IT, WARM
WET-WIPES? BECAUSE IF I’M GOING HOME WITH
JUST A BOTTLE OF WINE AND SOME WET WIPES, IT’S A TRAGIC EVENING
FOR ME.>>THAT’S THE NEXT ALBUM.>>James: WINE AND WET WIPES? POP THE COURT AND WIPE DOWN.>>POP THE CORK AND WIPE DOWN
POP THE CORK AND WIPE DOWN. WAIT A MINUTE! WIPE MY FACE PUT SOME LIQUOR
WITH IT.>>James: HUGE DONE,
♪ THIS HIT, THAT ICE COLD MICHELLE PFEIFFER
♪ THAT WHITE GOLD THIS ONE FOR THEM HOOD GIRLS
♪ THEM GOOD GIRLS STRAIGHT MASTERPIECES
♪ STYLIN’, WHILEN, LIVIN’ IT UP IN THE CITY
♪ GOT CHUCKS ON WITH SAINT LAURENT
♪ GOT KISS MYSELF I’M SO PRETTY
♪ I’M TOO HOT HOT DAMN
♪ CALLED A POLICE AND A FIREMAN I’M TOO HOT
♪ HOT DAMN MAKE A DRAGON WANNA RETIRE MAN
♪ I’M TOO HOT HOT DAMN
♪ SAY MY NAME YOU KNOW WHO I AM
♪ I’M TOO HOT HOT DAMN
♪ AM I BAD ‘BOUT THAT MONEY BREAK IT DOWN
♪ GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH WHOO GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH WHOO
♪ GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH WHOO ‘CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK
♪ GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU ‘CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK
♪ GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU ‘CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK
♪ GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU SATURDAY NIGHT
♪ AND WE IN THE SPOT DON’T BELIEVE ME
♪ JUST WATCH DON’T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH
♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP
♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP
♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP
♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP
♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP
♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>>James: ONE MORE TIME?>>UP TOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN
FUNK YOU UP (LAUGHTER)
>>James: WHEN YOU MOVE TO L.A. IS IT TRUE YOU MADE YOUR
RENT BY PLAYING CASHED. GIVE ME THE FACE THAT SAYS I’VE
GOT IT, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THERE’S NOTHING IN HERE, READY? YOU GOT TO BE QUICK.>>OSCAR WORTHY.>>James: YOU PICK UP THE
CARDS AND THEY ARE TERRIBLE.>>IF YOU WANT ME TO THINK —
>>James: YOU’RE HOLDING SEE, THAT SAYS HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT
CARDS. I LIFTED THEM UP. YOU WERE THAT MUCH OF A PRO THAT
YOU ♪ IT’S MY BIRTHDAY
NO, IT’S NOT ♪ BUT I STILL LOOK GOOD THOUGH
HIGH COMB HOT ♪ I BET YOU WANT AN AUTOGRAPH
FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ♪ GOTTA DO IT IN THE PENTHOUSE
THAT’S WHERE I KEEP MY PEN ♪ WHAT YOU CAN’T DANCE? AIN’T GOT RHYTHM? WHAT YOU GOT A MAN? ♪ I DON’T SEE YOU WITH HIM
PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN ♪ LET’S GET IT
FORGET YOUR INSTAGRAM ♪ AND YOUR TWITTER
GOT ME LIKE WOAH, WAIT A MINUTE ♪ YOU NEED TO TAKE A MINUTE
LOOSEN THEM SHOULDERS UP ♪ POUR IT UP, LET’S WORK
THROW SOME PERM ON YOUR ATTITUDE ♪ GIRL YOU GOTTA RELAX, OOH
LET ME SHOW YOU ♪ WHAT YOU GOT TO DO
YOU GOTTA LAY IT BACK ♪ MATTER OF FACT? BAND, SHOW HER HOW
♪ TO LAY IT BACK! SHOW HER HOW TO LAY IT BACK
♪ SHOW HER HOW TO LAY IT BACK SHOW HER HOW TO LAY IT BACK
♪ ALL RIGHT!>>James: I’VE NEVER FELT
MORE ALIVE!>>I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

100 Replies to “Bruno Mars Carpool Karaoke

  1. James' secret script
    1. Thank the guest for helping them go to work.
    2. Ask if they could sing the guest's own song.
    3. Sing.
    4.arrive at work.

  2. Listen ere, Corden!! We need a Number 2 Bruno Mars Carpool Karaoke.. if not, wellll erm, I don’t know what but make it happen lad , please ?

  3. This was 2 years ago!!
    Remember when it first came out, Bruno Mars is a ledge.
    Yes james you too, give it your all and more…great singer and a lyrical master of Britain

  4. If I was that lady walking the dog, the next frame would have been of me and my puppy in the back seat singing right along!! ??

  5. I work a graveyard shift in Vegas, need some laughter to get me through the night, love love to watch carpool karaoke. Bruno Mars warmed me up on a cold night!!Yummy

  6. Let's just take a minute to appreciate the watch game on these gentlemen! James with the AP Royal Oak and Bruno with the Rolex DayDate! Impeccable taste gentlemen!!

  7. James!!! “Then, there are the Spanx…” WHAAAAAT???Your wife has to have an amazing sense of humor. We LOVE Bruno, James & Carpool Karaoke!?

  8. if i done the shoulder thing with a bird ill be living with a room mate above a gas station, im in fucking bits loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

  9. Has anyone actually noticed that James can actually sing. I mean most presenters don’t put that kind of effort in.

  10. I am OBSESSED with Bruno! If I ever saw him in real life, I would CRY! I’ve never seen a famous singer before and him to be the first, then OH MY GOODNESS! ❤️❤️

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