Oh My goodness hello Hello, Alicia, how are you? I’m good. I’m really really good. I was not expecting to see you today I’ve known Kojo for many many years Kojo I’ll let you tell my fellow judges about yourself. I’m a stand-up comedian Been doing comedy for 20 years. I’m I’ve spent most of those 20 years Encouraging young comedians and helping big-name comedians and opening up for them and my new fiance We’ve we’ve got a little boy called Roman he’s here as well And she said that it was about time that I thinking about myself and my son Who makes you Simon Cowell That’s funny, okay, we’ll look okay, you know the show three minutes please done. Thank you very much Ladies and gentlemen, I’m a new dad for the first time But all I wanna do is be better than my dad, right? My dad had no patience, right? Me and my best friend Michael Murphy after school every day We’d play football on the estate. I had the parent who would ruin that game by calling me inside for something I didn’t think was necessary Only you would hear because I got a forget parents and I might add new shot like Cujo come here Now Michael always had a confrontation with my dad he was a coach coach College what’s going on might the coach You’re a big man. You’re 11 You go in There’s enough now ladies and gentlemen, there was a little part of me that believed in Michael’s spirit But then I remembered he don’t live in my house So I turned to my dad I said dad. What’s up go to the store and get smear I be now Ladies and gentlemen, this is all I said dad Car you gave yourself It was 1:00 p.m. But you got dog rupee the pigeons weren’t even flying anymore they came down to me Ladies and gentleman, I don’t have any jokes I got problems Have you ever been to a bank right? Cuz I’m not really happy with the customer services that we get our banks nowadays, right? Have you ever gone into a bank? You’ve seen four available windows for? But there’s only one person working That in debt the woman that works there who walks past the queue and says, don’t worry. She won’t be long don’t help You get to the cashier because it’s your turn right they’ve now given the cashiers microphones Yeah, so everybody can hear your financial situation I’m right here. I can hear you. Right and I’m already embarrassing about the amount that I need So I was discreet right? I was like Can I get one pound fifty please Can win enough for her she had to talk into the mic and get into my business. Sorry, sir You need a pound to keep the account open Why are you shouting I Told you I needed the rest of what was in my account. So I said to her please. Can I get that fifty pence? She said to me how do you want that? I was like in silence Our song frustrated that I rushed out of the bank I rushed out to be greeted by the most creative homeless person I have ever met He rushed up to me said look mate. I know you’re in a rush But can I please get twenty pens to get something to eat? Ladies and gentleman? I looked at him and said, you know where to eat with 20 vents For the both of us When he wind up bro train, you ain’t got no money there’s certain things that you can’t enjoy like a cab driver You can’t enjoy a black cab ride. You can’t enjoy it, right? I went into a black have recently me and my mate we jumped in he was getting comfortable clearly He’s got more money than me. He was looking outside the window Talking to the driver. He fell asleep Ladies and gentlemen when you ain’t got no money you only look at one thing as their meter The experience in the black cap is the most awful thing ever they charge you before you even speak to the driver You step in 250. Hold on a minute You sit down three proud. Hey Let’s discuss this ladies and gentlemen It’s got to a point where I don’t even have a destination when I get into a black cab When a driver says, where’d you want to go as they take me to five pound? My name’s coach Joe. Thank you very much Oh Kojo and you came on I loved hearing about how you grafted how you’ve honed your act how you’ve now got your little family Yeah, I’m the act just got better and better and then by the end you were like, yeah, I’d pay money to see this man Congratulations so much I’ve always respected you my respect level fuse just gone way out there, my friend Thank you very much thank Well, you know when someone’s really funny there is nothing much to say other than you are brilliantly funny. You made everyone laugh You’ve kind of got all bases covered as a comedian. You’re brilliantly likable. You’ve got fantastic observational routines. I think you did yourself really proud Oh Joe What was quite amazing was I felt that you were nervous then I could see The audience wrapped in you and you reacting to them But I’m gonna be honest with you. I don’t really like comedians on this show But I love you Oh Thank you really good You’re so funny and so unpredictable you just have the most amazing energy. This is the grade you’d be waiting for. Thank you So I could not be happier. You enjoy this What’s your name darling Georgia boys, where are you from Georgia porch? I’m from Walter Thank you and when you woke up this morning, how did you feel oh my god. I’ve got to go to Britain’s Got Talent Are you singing? Yes, I’m gonna sing and is this the biggest audience that you’ve ever performed in front of yes, definitely? All right, darling. What’s the song that you would like to think today? It’s ten. It’s an original song and you wrote that Yes, okay. What’s it about? It’s about like how some adults they don’t hear what the kids say like, you just leave them hanging around whatever you don’t care Yeah, this is nothing to do with it, yeah, okay brilliant, all right darling good luck. Thank you When I speak do you even hear what I say well doesn’t matter Cuz I’m Just because I Mean Oh a Moneta she’s ready to Need you to feel me. I need you to protect me. I need you to I Just knew when I woke up this morning. This is gonna be a great day. I could feel it My ever son who’s five trust me. I listen to him Not the other way around I learn a lot more from him than other people so I get it and it was amazing I was barely out of nappies when I was setting us home. I mean just everything Oh You can do this. Hello. Hi there. Hello. What’s your name? I’m Deb Nepali and I’m the head teacher flake-free primary school and this is our choir So tell me about the choir and how long they’ve been singing together probably since September We’re a real eclectic group. We’ve got ranges from four all the way through the eleven. Some are amazing singers. Somebody just enthusiastic So, what’s the big dream for this quiet reading ratings in partner school but the kids had a dream This one in assembly said she want to go on Britain’s Got Talent. And here we are How old are you Megan why did you want to come on Britain’s Got Talent because I love singing Oh, we’re all rooting for you. Good luck. Thank you very much We are Good when you ate it you would have gone conduct Really proud of you what have you’ve done right? You were amazing kids. Let’s go offer it. Yeah smile The gold That was absolute chaos and absolute joy I think you are so important to kids this age to remind them you Know to have fun of your joy that you radiate. It is infectious This to me is what Britain’s Got Talent Maybe It’s just one of the most joyous things I’ve ever seen I think you’ve just made all our hearts saw today, and it’s what you want Your childhood to have been like and what you want your children’s chart to be like which is just full of unbridled You’re a great great teacher well done everybody Well done in there come on Well done guys girlfriend I Know it’s all in. What’s your name up? Shut up shut sing Akshat sing you an how old are you 13 13 the flame. Where you from India Mumbai Oh fantastic So, who are you here with with my mom and dad mom and dad’s what’s the big dream vay person’s Got Talent because and I have two motors in my life to make everyone happy and Show everyone that nothing is impossible in our life Okay, then stage is yours, thank you yes There are underestimate three things in your life kids kids and only People Not expecting that With a lot of kids are gonna watch you Absolutely love what you do because you’re fun. You got great personality This is your moment Did what he said? Yes, he’s made us happy I wish I was 13 and watching you up there on the stage. He would have made me feel like I could achieve Absolutely Okay, David, yes or no, well well Come on Well done well done brilliant George Alonzo And I wasn’t expecting that Can we keep him don’t we pass the girl was a results. That means we keep result Yes, good luck. Aksha. Just tell me what was what was your motto? To be happy and to make others happy That’s what he’s done Congratulations Go enjoy. Okay look fellas out there. Enjoy Hello hi, well, that was a good reaction you’ve done anything. Yes How are you? Good? Thank you. Just give me your names and ages something with you, please I’m Jacob. I’m 14 years old. Okay, I’m Noah and I’m 15 good I’m Tom, I’m 15 good I’m Jake and I’m 15. Okay, so I’m guessing you Yes, got it, okay, what are you called chapter 13 who put you to that or did you put yourself together? We were all in School of Rock The Musical together. Okay, whose idea was it for you to be your own band? Um, well me and Noah shared a room. Yeah, we all just always just sort of Imagining you know, what would be like to being abandoned then? We’d start talking to these two. None. Good beer. I Feel really good luck. Hope this goes great very much And look See you delivered That’s got it going I honestly can say I don’t think I’ve ever seen four young musicians sew together the drama you were amazing the guitar playing was spot-on some of the faces you were pulling fantastic you especially I just think you are absolutely incredible. And now it has got to win the whole show Alicia Congratulation, thank you so much. Honestly, the musicianship that I just saw was outstanding your skill level is so impressive Congratulations Amanda Thank you very much It was so refreshing that you were so brilliant and also they were original versions of those songs, it was faultless guys You came you conquered This is so well deserved what you just had, you know, I peed in motion kids watching this show 12 13 14 15 So whatever they’ve got I would love to be in that cuz that is more fun than being at school. I Did what’s really exciting is the last time I remember seeing and hearing something like this was a banger food busted that was fantastic Well done well done Amanda You


  1. Can we hit 2,000 likes? What's your favourite golden buzzer audition from this year? Let us know!

  2. I would kill to see Karl Pilkington be a judge on BGT!! “What’s the point of thaaa? Are ya winding me ooop? What’s he doin noooow?” David and Karl would play off each other so well !! DO IT! Pleeeeez

  3. What chance has any contestant's got if Collin Thackery wins the £250000 pound.. just because he served in the military.. someone like X should of won. Many have better talents than Collin Thackery. The whole show is completely rigged. The winner is picked before the show is over..

  4. tbh i saw thiswith my mom she tbh was not impressed until the indian boy she laughed and was so happy. I will not forget this moment

  5. Man! The level of pride on their parents faces are just so overwhelming! Pure joy! As a parent myself ,i know it’s incredible!

  6. The 13 min kids.. wow.. i cried.. im a big man and i dont cry.. reason why i did is because I've been in this age.. im 29 years old now.. what i ment to say is that ive lived this life but "these kids" make me feel some type of way .. the courage that these have is unbelievable.. i guess one thing that ive learned today is that you should jump in what ever you feel and feel happy about and ive never had this courage.. thank you AGT

  7. David being a writer who's written amazing stuff for the children I know he'd relate the most to the school children's act

  8. The Kojo guy wasn't half as funny as Lost Voice Guy and Robert White from last year. The rest was outstanding. Chapter 13 was jamming those instruments as well as any veteran rockband.

  9. During the first show, the song playing was from Calum Scott… A contestant on this show… Idk why but i felt really happy for him… ❤

  10. Lol the kid stuck in the bin lol hahahahahahahahah I can't stop everything is funny hahahhahahahahhahahahaha I give you 100 stars

  11. So am I the only one who is revolted by fat kids in tight clothes dancing? Had to skip past the disgusting little piggy.

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