Breaking News: Zombie Outbreak in Skokie

Breaking News: Zombie Outbreak in Skokie


We interrupt your regularly scheduled broadcast
to bring you a special breaking news bulletin. The Skokie Police Department reports that
large scale violence and hysteria have broken out in the downtown area. the cause of the violence remains unknown
at this time, but police have urged citizens to remain in their homes. We go to Reg on the scene for more. Thanks, Colleen. I’m standing here in downtown Skokie and as
you can see behind me the whole area has deteriorated into a scene of chaos. Cars have been overturned and set on fire. Storefront windows have been smashed and the
rioters seem to be in a state of drunken hysteria. I hate to say it, Colleen, but they look like
Zombies. Thanks for that report, Reg, let’s try not
to jump to any conclusions. We’ll check back in as the situation progresses. In the meantime, we take you back to your
regularly scheduled program and we’ll be back at six with a full report. Colleen Coleman, Skokie News Network.

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