BREAKING NEWS: Who Bit Beyonce? (w/ Helen Hunt, Chris O’Dowd & Ben Schwartz)

BREAKING NEWS: Who Bit Beyonce? (w/ Helen Hunt, Chris O’Dowd & Ben Schwartz)


>>WELCOME TO “CBS THIS
EVENING.”>>James: IT’S THE EVENING. IT’S CBS. IT’S “CBS THIS EVENING.”>>GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. THE SEARCH CONTINUES.>>James: THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S
BEEN NEARLY FIVE DAYS SINCE THIS STORY WAS FIRST REPORTED. AND WITH EVERY ADDITIONAL DAY
THAT PASSES, THIS IS QUICKLY BECOMING ONE OF THE GREATEST
UNSOLVED MYSTERIES OF OUR TIME.>>INDEED. AT THIS POINT, THERE ARE ONLY
TWO WORLDS THAT EXIST: THE WORLD BEFORE MARCH 26, 2018, AND THE
WORLD AFTER MARCH 26, 2018– OR WHENEVER YOU SAW THE STORY
TRENDING ON TWITTER.>>James: SO, THE UNANSWERED
QUESTION STILL REMAINS: WHO BIT BEYONCE?>>OUR ELITE, INVESTIGATIVE
NEWS TEAM HAS BEEN WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK TO CRACK THIS
CASE WIDE OPEN.>>James: WE BRING YOU ARE OUR
MAN ON THE GROUND, OUR FREAK IN THE STREETS, HELLO, BEN.>>JAMES, HI, AND HELLO, HELEN.>>YES, HELLO, BEN.>>HEY.>>AN JOINING US TONIGHT, TO
HELP ANALYZE ALL OF THE DATA, MR. CHRIS O’DOWD.>>HELLO, JAMES, HELLO, HELEN.>>James: HELLO, CHRIS.>>HELLO.>>HELLO, CHRIS.>>HEY, BEN.>>HI BEN.>>HELLO HELEN.>>OH, I THINK YOU ALREADY–
>>HEY-LO.>>YEAH, HI.>>♪ HALO ♪
I CAN FEEL YOUR ♪ HALO, HALO, HALO
>>♪ I CAN SEE YOUR HALO, HALO, HALO ♪
>>James: ENOUGH OF BEYONCE’S HITS, LET’S GET DOWN TO HER
BITES. I BELIEVE CHRIS HAS SOME
INCREDIBLE FINDINGS TO SHARE WITH US.>>THAT’S RIGHT, JAMES. ACCORDING TO MY SOURCES–
>>James: BUT FIRST, HELEN, WHAT ( LAUGHTER )
LEADS DO YOU HAVE?>>James: JAMES, AS WE ALL KNOW,
NEWS OF BEYONCE’S ALLEGED BITER FIRST BROKE AFTER A “GQ”
INTERVIEW WITH TIFFANY HADDISH WENT VIRAL EARLIER THIS WEEK.>>THAT’S RIGHT HELEN, INSANELY
VIRAL. IN FACT–
>>James: THANKS BEN. MORE WITH YOU IN JUST A MOMENT. ( LAUGHTER )
>>I ACTUALLY BELIEVE I’M NEXT–>>THE ONE THING WE KNOW FOR
SURE IS THAT, ACCORDING TO TIFFANY HADDISH– AND NOW
CONFIRMED BY CHRISSY TIEGEN– THE PERSON WHO BIT BEYONCE’ IS
AN ACTRESS.>>James: THAT MAKES SENSE,
ACTRESSES ARE CRAZY. AM I RIGHT… OR AM I RIGHT? LET’S CHECK IN WITH BEN NOW. BEN, WHAT’S THE LATEST?>>THANKS JAMES. WELL, THE DENIALS KEEP ROLLING
IN. AS OF NOW, LENA DUNHAM, JENNIFER
LAWRENCE AND FRANCES McDORMAND HAVE ALL DENIED BITING BEYONCE.>>James: WELL, THAT IS A
RELIEF.>>HELEN HUNT HAS ALSO DENIED
BITING BEYONCE. ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: BUT IF SHE DID BITE BEYONCE, HOW WOULD SHE DO
IT? AND WHAT WOULD IT TASTE LIKE?>>LEMONADE, PROBABLY. ( LAUGHTER )
>>HOW ABOUT WE GO OVER TO CHRIS NOW? CHRIS, WHAT CAN YOU TELL US
BASED ON THE DATA YOU’VE COLLECTED SO FAR?>>WELL AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THIS
CHART, THESE ARE ALL THE LADIES, ALL THE SINGLE LADIES. TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT. EVERYTHING WE KNOW IS IN THIS
BOX TO THE LEFT.>>James: WELL, THERE YOU HAVE
IT. EXCELLENT WORK, CHRIS. WE’LL BE BACK WITH MORE BREAKING
DEVELOPMENTS REGARDING WHO BIT BEYONCE RIGHT AFTER THIS. GOODBYE HELEN.>>GOODBYE JAMES.>>GOODBYE HELEN.>>GOODBYE BEN.>>GOODBYE JAMES
>>James: GOODBYE BEN.>>GOODBYE BEN.>>GOODBYE CHRIS.>>GOODBYE HELEN.>>GOODBYE CHRIS.>>James: GOODBYE CHRIS. HOLD ON, THIS JUST IN! THE PERSON WHO BIT BEYONCE WAS–
♪ ARE YOU READY Y’ALL

87 Replies to “BREAKING NEWS: Who Bit Beyonce? (w/ Helen Hunt, Chris O’Dowd & Ben Schwartz)

  1. “Who bit Beyoncé” is this generations “Your So Vain”. It’ll take 40 years before we find out who it is.
    Holy shit, I just aged myself!🤦🏻‍♀️

  2. I can hardly recognise Helen Hunt… Something has gone horribly wrong with the top half of her face and it's much more than botox, I feel.

  3. Nobody bit the bitch, she just likes to make sure people did not forget her, I bet she will drop some songs and she would like them to get downloads

  4. Tiffany Haddish – incredibly talented and a break out Star
    Chrissy Teigen – physically attractive and married to someone with incredible talent

    And I don’t want to be too hard on Teigen…. she does do a great job as cohost on lip sync battle where she adds value to the episodes by making reaction faces and wearing low cut shirts so that when she jumps up and down we get to see her huge tits bouncing around. It’s really an Emmy level performance. There’s no one on television that can shake their tits on cable tv like Chrissy

  5. Any bit with Ben riffing Beyoncé with obligatory earpiece touching/foldback singing could be turned into its own Netflix series.

  6. Who even effing cares who bit Beyonce. It was wrong, but people are going crazy over it as if no one else has ever been bitten. Beyonce fans are mad and she is overrated.

  7. What is up with video?? Who is laughing at this time, this is not funny. It seems like secret messages are being sent out through mass media. Why do I find this video so childish. This makes me want to become a ghost writer for songs for God, Jesus Christ I write good music.

  8. to be honest the only BITER associated with beyonce is jay z.
    just listen to his lyrics!!

    #HesNotAWriterHesABiter

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